Candy quotes from Dave the Barbarian

Candy

Why are you stoping me, that' guy's a menace to shopping! Besides, if he ate all that cheese, it'd go straight to his hips.

Candy

There's only one way to show true love: we must... [shouting] shop!

Candy

This is my secret princess cute and fuzzy chamber of peace.

Candy

Just imagine, some day, humankind will wear its pants up that high.

Candy

You know, Candy don't sound tough enough. From now on, you call me... "The Can".

Candy

What if I hang you from tree, and learn you new game called, "Piñata?"

Candy

All wrong! World: upside-down! I'm the princess in this family, do you know how long it's been since I've got a gift basket? A gift certificate? A nice card!?

Candy

It's not as good for fighting as Tae Kwon Do, but it's great for firming the buttocks.

Candy

Do you have any idea what this is gonna cost me in shoes?

Candy

It's my fault we're all... doomed and junk.

Candy

[Furyously] Once I catch you I'll kick you!

Oswidge

Not the Cheese!

Candy

What's the big deal?

Oswidge

Cheese produces phlegm.

Candy

And?

Oswidge

And if the cheese creates more phlegm, that means bigger flaming loogies!

Candy

And?

Oswidge

Look, I'm going to put this in terms you can understand: he could destroy all the shopping!

Candy

[gasps] Not on my watch!

Herbert, what do you say we destroy the northern half of the continent, huh?

Fang

I love a happy ending!

Candy

Happy ending? They're gonna destroy half a continent!

Fang

Yeah, but not the half we live in.

Candy

Good point.

Fang

Ah, the guy's a weenie. You deserve better, Lula.

Candy

Yeah, and I thought his new sword looked kinda cheap.

Dave

Seriously, that tight scabbard left nothing to the imagination.

Candy

Okay, so we'll skip to the girliest of girly things: manipulating boys. [Pulls out "Barbarian Teen Magazine"] In my hands, I hold the key to winning Argon's heart. An article in Barbarian Teen Magazine.

Lula

"How to Bag Your Buff Barbarian Beef Boy". Classy.