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Dave the Barbarian · Season 1, Episode 15

Dave and Candy in “Unfinished Business”

[Uncle Oswidge turns Candy into a stack of magazines.]

Hey, look! It's the Pillaging Illustrated swimsuit issue!

Move your hand one inch closer, and you'll be pulling back a stump.

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