Throktar quotes from Dave the Barbarian

Anyway, the reason we called is, we hid the Magical Grape of Bobo-Be-Dobo in Faffy's room, and we need you to send it to us or this giant ice monster's gonna freeze the entire world. Okay? Hello? You still there? Hello?

Don't worry about your Rite of Pillage, son. Ransack a town, rob the peasants, then, bang! Home for cake. Easy-peasy.

Whoops, gotta go. Giant man-eating cockroaches have come to rip out our entrails.

Oswidge

Great. Just great. How's plan everything going?

We destroyed the evil citadel of Naccar the Obliterator yesterday.

They had a lovely gift shop. We got you a spoon!