Irmoplotz quotes from Dave the Barbarian

Irmoplotz

Mother, stop trying to disintegrate my boyfriend!

Irmoplotz

I do all the evil things: destroy civilizations, torment innocent people, return library books... late.

Irmoplotz

Dating rule number one: never break up with an evil princess!

Irmoplotz

Sorry, I-I don't like to wear my glasses when I'm committing unspeakable acts of evil. They make me look bookish.

Dave

I call this one "Mr. Hooty!"

Irmoplotz

And I call mine "Sir Hootsworth McHootington the Third!"

Later, in Irmoplotz's evil castle.

Who is there?

Irmoplotz

Irmoplotz.

Irmoplotz who?

Irmoplotz

Mom, enough with the knock-knock jokes already!

What news did you bring for... ZONTHARA! EMPRESS OF EVIL!

Irmoplotz

I had another relationship date with Dave.

And have you told him that you are sworn to serve evil?!

Irmoplotz

Well... Not exactly.

PRINCESS IRMOPLOTZ! You can't base your relationship on dishonesty. If he really loves you, he'll love you for who you are, honey.

Irmoplotz

I guess.

And if he doesn't, you could always use your magic powers to make his head explode!