Lula quotes from Dave the Barbarian

Lula

Somebody get me out of here! This stump's got worms in it!

Lula

We were great together, like mayonnaise and... more mayonnaise... So I like mayonnaise, so what!?

Lula

Dave, here's my two weeks notice. I quit as of two weeks ago. See ya!

Lula

Go to level 6 and ask directions.

Lula

Have no fear? I'm guessing you don't know Dave.

Lula

You're about as scary as a quart of non-fat milk!

Lula

You know what would come in handy against a monster made of dough? Some sort of sharp implement. Oh, if only you had a sharp implement, David. If only-

Dave

There's no need to be sarcastic. Time to cut a muffin!

Lula

That sounds nasty for some reason.

Candy

Okay, so we'll skip to the girliest of girly things: manipulating boys. [Pulls out "Barbarian Teen Magazine"] In my hands, I hold the key to winning Argon's heart. An article in Barbarian Teen Magazine.

Lula

"How to Bag Your Buff Barbarian Beef Boy". Classy.

Lula

We've had a little fun with dental hygiene today, but it's no laughing matter.

Dave

So be sure to brush and floss after every meal. Otherwise, evil tooth decay goblins will move into your mouth and play loud polka music day and night.

Lula

Thanks for listening, and remember [shouting] stay in school!

Dave

Oh, I see. Just 'cause she has a diabolical laugh, and commands legions of horrible zombies, and has "Evil Princess" embroidered on all of her hankies, you assume she's evil. That's so shallow!

Lula

I knew love was blind, but I didn't know it was stupid, too!

Dave

My enchanted sword will change your tune, villain!

Lula

What? What are you looking at? What? What!?

Dave

I guess I was hoping for, I don't know, like some kind of magical energy blast?

Lula

And you couldn't say something!? What am I, a mind reader!?

Dave

Ha! It seems we are evenly matched!

Chuckles

Not really. Mine's still set on low. Bye-bye! [He turns a dial on the amulet to "high".] You shall perish beneath the might of my mighty... Mightiness!