Fang quotes from Dave the Barbarian

Fang

Hey, he threw my room! All my dollies are in there!

Fang

I mean, all my... Weapons.

Fang

Make up your mind. Do you wanna be alive or in shape?

Fang

Holy country-style potato salad, Candy, you're huge!

Fang

Outside, wrestlin' trees!

Fang

Now, I've got Strom's trading card, and action figure, and poster, and lunch box, and board game, complete table setting, snow globe, his official biography, his unofficial biography, his officially unofficial biography, and his new-and-improved super-deluxe monkey warmer!

Fang

Strom the Slayer has slain griffins, and basilisks, and manticores. He's slain so much stuff it's amazing anything's still alive! He is exactly what I want to be when I grow up.

Fang

[In awe.] He guessed my species...

Fang

It'll be even better once I get dresses on all these fish!

Fang

Oh, dear! The killer insects are menacing my beloved family!

Fang

Not a monkey!

Herbert, what do you say we destroy the northern half of the continent, huh?

Fang

I love a happy ending!

Candy

Happy ending? They're gonna destroy half a continent!

Fang

Yeah, but not the half we live in.

Candy

Good point.

Fang

Ah, the guy's a weenie. You deserve better, Lula.

Candy

Yeah, and I thought his new sword looked kinda cheap.

Dave

Seriously, that tight scabbard left nothing to the imagination.

Meanwhile, without his sword, Dave is feeling a bit naked.

Fang

[Pulling a curtain that Dave is hiding behind] Dave, quit acting naked!

And so Princess Irmoplotz does send an army of indestructible filthy pixies to destroy Udrogoth.

Fang

[Gasps] They're indestructible!

Yes, I... Just said that.

Dave

[High-pitched voice.] We're gonna sing about colors!

[Singing.] Red and blue and yellow! Red and blue and yellow!