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Dave the Barbarian · Season 1, Episode 15

Dave, Fang and others in “Unfinished Business”

Dave

I never wanted to be a Barbarian!

Fang

You did when you were ten!

Dave

Only because I thought it meant a librarian who also cuts hair.

Oswidge

Don't make me turn you two into cabages again!

DFDave and Fang

Sorry, Uncle Oswidge.

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