Ned quotes from Dave the Barbarian

Ned

There won't even be "history" any more. It'll be... "Frischtory!"

Ned

Behold! With the touch of a button, I open garage doors... Without leaving my car!

Ned

How's that for futuristic know-how, eh? Can any of the other pyramids do that? No, no, I don't think so!

Ned

One day I will return to the past, and my impact will be so great, the Barbarians will be called "Frischbarians!" Or, "barbariNeds!" Or maybe, "NedabariFrischians!"

Yes, Ned's depressing little life seems pointless, indeed. Until one fateful day, when a firey comet hits Ned's zipper! Seconds later, a secret experimental laser bombards the zipper with hyper-violet mercury rays! Then, it is doused with mysterious chemicals, stuck by the mystical powers of the Norse gods, bitten by a radioactive grasshopper, and taught the arcane apocolyptic of cloud men's mind by an inscrutable monk!

Ned

Wow! That hardly Ever happens!

The combination of these events transforms Ned's ordinary zipper into ... The Time Zipper!