Gosalyn Mallard quotes from Darkwing Duck

Launchpad

Gee, do you think something's wrong with him?

Gosalyn

Nothing a good exorcism wouldn't fix...

Darkwing

If you haven't noticed, I happen to be WORKING, here.

Gosalyn

Really? Can I help?

Darkwing

No, thank you; I'd rather the equipment remain in one piece.

Darkwing

[in Gosalyn's body] Is everyone okay?

Gosalyn

[in Drake's body; with head stuck in the wall] That was epic! [pulls herself out] Let's do it again!

Honker

[in Launchpad's body] I'm okay…sort of.

Launchpad

[in Honker's body] Launchpad McQuack all present and accounted for. [coughs] I think. Everything's kind of fuzzy.

Gosalyn, where are you?

Here, Dad.

Gosalyn?

Dad?

Something must've gone wrong when I bashed that button. Instead of transferring information, I transferred us! [gasps] Trapped in a child's body. How can I battle criminals? Bad guys are really going to take me seriously now.

J. Gander

Darkwing, thank you for answering-- [notices Gosalyn sitting in the chair] What?

Darkwing

[notices he's still in Gosalyn's body] Oh, no! [jumps out and hides behind the chair]

J. Gander

Uh, Darkwing? Uh, Darkwing Duck, where are you?

[sits in the chair] Right here, J. Gander. What's up?

[peeking out from behind] Gosalyn, what are you doing?!

J. Gander

What's happened to your voice, Darkwing?

My voice? Oh, that. I'm practicing disguising my voice, just in case.

J. Gander

Ah, good thinking, Darkwing. A little girl's voice could come in handy, I-I suppose.

Good save. Huh, Dad?

Bottom line, babes, I may be a size two petite, but I'm still me!

But Gosalyn, we can't go to the movies. Your dad said-

Hey, since when does a kid tell an adult what to do?

But we're not really adults, we just look like adults.

Same difference. Trust me.

B-but you don't know how to drive!

How hard can it be? Adults do it. [gets in the car and Honker gulps worriedly, then drives the car out of control] Piece of cake.

I'm no rocket scientist, but I think it weird that the sun looks stuck. Maybe because it's 10:00 and the sun never set.

Golly, it would mean that something stopped the rotation of the Earth.

Just how old are you?

[sheepishly] Old enough to know better?

When are you two gonna show a little responsibility? You're both grounded for life and your allowance is suspended until further notice! Fun, huh, Dad? Just like the way you yell at me.

I never yell at you like that. [sees the car on stairs and gasps] YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR LIFE AND YOUR ALLOWANCE IS SUSPENDED UNTIL FURTHER-Yow!

Gosalyn

Stegmutt!

Stegmutt

Gosalyn!

Darkwing

Morgana?

Morgana

Dark.

Gizmoduck

Hi!

Darkwing

Morgana, what are you doing here?

Morgana

Aren't you glad to see me?

Darkwing

Uh, well... I... yesss, technically...

Morgana

Oh no. It's too dangerous. I'll leave.

Gosalyn

Dad, you're OK!

Darkwing

No, I'm dirt. I'm worse than dirt. I'm lower than low. I am not the terror that flaps in the night. [sobbing] I am the self-centered boob who hands over the city at the drop of a dime. I'm a gipnoid, a slug, a spud-motherin' jackanape.

Launchpad

Aw, c'mon. You're not a slug!

Darkwing

I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the papercut that ruins your morning. [appears, with Gosalyn and Honker next to him] I am-

Lemme guess, you're Daycare Duck.

Darkwing

[whispers] Gosalyn, Honker, I told you NEVER follow me to work!

Gosalyn

There was nothing good on TV.

Darkwing

[pushing them aside] Heh, heh. Just impressionable rollerskaters I rescued from a burning... sidewalk.

Drake

[irritatedly humming 'Rock-a-Bye Baby' while fluffing Tuskernini's pillow]

Gosalyn

Dad, are you okay? What are you doing?

Drake

The judge wants to reform Tuskernini, so I'm going to reform him...[pulls lever]...into a pancake. [piano falls on bed]

Gosalyn

Oh, so we can adopt you after the judge throws you in prison! Unless of course he gives you the chair.

Drake

...maybe we should wait 'til he tries something. After all, I've got him right under my bill where I can keep my eye on him. He thinks I'm just some dimwitted fool-Ha!-but as Drake Mallard, I've got the perfect cover!

Drake

[slurring] By the way, I booby-trapped the door.

Gosalyn

We'll be blown to bits!

Darkwing

No, honey. We'll probably be smothered before that happens.

Gosalyn

All right, you back off, and I'll go easy on you!

Negaduck

You're being spirited again.

Liquidator

He hates that.