Stegmutt quotes from Darkwing Duck

Stegmutt

No, no, no, no, no, I'm not a dinosaur! This is my real nose and glasses, honest!

Stegmutt

Phew, I almost broke the law!

Stegmutt

Yo, hot dogs, get your hot dogs!

Aahh! A dinosaur!

Stegmutt

Maybe burgers would sell better.

Darkwing

Fe fi fo fumǃ I am the terror that flaps in the nightǃ I am- [a lightpost collapses on his head] ...Stegmutt.

Stegmutt

I thought I was Stegmuttǃ

Liquidator

Just when you thought it was safe to commit crimes: a dinosaur!

Oh, I hope he's not a plant-eater!

Stegmutt

I got your change, Darkwing. I'm sorry, are you busy?

Darkwing

Busy? No, no. I'm only standing here with Liquidator and Bushroot, the most dangerous criminals ever, and we're playing 'Let's Pretend'!

Stegmutt

Oh boy! I love 'Let's Pretend'!

Liquidator

Yeah! Let's pretend! Let's pretend he's on fire!

Yeah! Put out the Darkwing! Put out the Darkwing!

Darkwing

Nice try, Greensleeves-

Stegmutt

[grabs Darkwing and starts smacking him against the ground] Put out the Darkwing! Put out the Darkwing!

Liquidator

4 out of 5 dentists surveyed say it's time for us to get out of here!

Darkwing

[from beneath it] This is the second most painful moment of my life.

Stegmutt

What was the first most painful?

Darkwing

"Put out the Darkwing, put out the Darkwing!"

Gosalyn

Stegmutt!

Stegmutt

Gosalyn!

Darkwing

Morgana?

Morgana

Dark.

Gizmoduck

Hi!

Darkwing

Morgana, what are you doing here?

Morgana

Aren't you glad to see me?

Darkwing

Uh, well... I... yesss, technically...

Morgana

Oh no. It's too dangerous. I'll leave.

Stegmutt

[gasps] You're a villian!

Quackerjack

[mock-gasps] You're a genius.