Morgana quotes from Darkwing Duck

Morgana

Absolutely not! Never! Not in a million years! [Eek & Squeak plead] Forget it. I'd rather give up my 'Hex of the Month' Club than ever talk to Darkwing again! [door bell rings] Oh dear, that might be him now! How do I look? Am I pale enough? Are my cobwebs straight?

Morgana

This carnival's nothing but a bunch of freaks, mutants and misfits. [sighs happily] Just like my last family reunion.

Morgana

Oh, Darkwing. If you insist on having principles, our relationship is doomed!

Gosalyn

Stegmutt!

Stegmutt

Gosalyn!

Darkwing

Morgana?

Morgana

Dark.

Gizmoduck

Hi!

Darkwing

Morgana, what are you doing here?

Morgana

Aren't you glad to see me?

Darkwing

Uh, well... I... yesss, technically...

Morgana

Oh no. It's too dangerous. I'll leave.

Morgana

Negaduck, my little honeywumpus!

Darkwing

Hey! I'm supposed to be your little honeywumpus!

Morgana

Care for a jawbreaker, sweetums?

Negaduck

Uh... why, thank you.

Morgana

One broken jaw, coming up!

Morgana

Perhaps we could get together again sometime! I could share facts about spores and slime molds!

Darkwing

Ah, I'd like that! Sort of.

Darkwing

What's this, the janitor's closet?

Morgana

It's... the Library of Forbidden Spells. [music sting]

Gosalyn

So what's the Library of Forbidden Spells? [music sting]

Darkwing

Um... is it going to do that every time we say [whispers] 'Library of Forbidden Spells'? [music sting]

Darkwing

Oh, if only I hadn't blamed your food for kidnapping the bunnies, we wouldn't be on the brink of doom! This is all my fault! ...well, aren't you gonna argue with me? You know, "there there, it's not all your fault, DW," that sort of thing?

Morgana

No, it pretty much is all your fault.