Liquidator quotes from Darkwing Duck

Liquidator

Serving the public getting you down? Tired of staring at the station house walls? Then engage in life-threatening combat with Bushroot and The Liquidator!

Liquidator

Loved and adored for years in Europe! Now available in our own country! Beanstalk!

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Is it Negaduck, or is it Darkwing Duck? SHUSH won't be able to tell the difference!

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Triumph now with the Liquidator!

Liquidator

AAAAAHHHH! Do not add water!

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Are your muscles sore, tired, aching? Try Liquidator Brand Deep-heating Rub!

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Here in the sewers of St. Canard, we've taken a local crime fighter and surrounded him with a wall of boiling water!

Liquidator

Away goes Licky, down the drain!

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Once I thaw, you're aqua, Duck.

Liquidator

Concrete, shmoncrete. The Liquidator continues going mile after mile! [creaking, as the concrete begins to set] Of course, mileage may vary...

Liquidator

[on Quackerjack] "Let the cleansing power of prison life wipe away your cares... and your sanity!

Liquidator

You know, 4 out of 5 dentists recommend that you never bug a supervillain!

Darkwing

Fe fi fo fumǃ I am the terror that flaps in the nightǃ I am- [a lightpost collapses on his head] ...Stegmutt.

Stegmutt

I thought I was Stegmuttǃ

Liquidator

Just when you thought it was safe to commit crimes: a dinosaur!

Oh, I hope he's not a plant-eater!

Stegmutt

I got your change, Darkwing. I'm sorry, are you busy?

Darkwing

Busy? No, no. I'm only standing here with Liquidator and Bushroot, the most dangerous criminals ever, and we're playing 'Let's Pretend'!

Stegmutt

Oh boy! I love 'Let's Pretend'!

Liquidator

Yeah! Let's pretend! Let's pretend he's on fire!

Yeah! Put out the Darkwing! Put out the Darkwing!

Darkwing

Nice try, Greensleeves-

Stegmutt

[grabs Darkwing and starts smacking him against the ground] Put out the Darkwing! Put out the Darkwing!

Liquidator

4 out of 5 dentists surveyed say it's time for us to get out of here!

[gasp] Negaduck!

Negaduck

I'm trying to have a little fun. [shouting] IS THERE A PROBLEM OUT HERE?!

Megavolt

[pointing at Liquidator] Well, he keeps shorting out the power company!

Liquidator

[to Megavolt] That's false advertising!

[lifting Quackerjack up with a plant arm] His toys are trampling all my plants!

Quackerjack

[off-screen, to Bushroot] Are not! Are not!

Negaduck

There you go, kids. One empire, four parts. One for each of you. You run it, you do everything!

Quackerjack

Gee, how generous. [via Mr. Banana Brain] But what about you?

Negaduck

I get... the loot.

What!?! Why?

Negaduck

Because I said.

Oh.

Yeah, that makes sense.

Megavolt

You put it that way.