Darkwing Duck quotes from Darkwing Duck

Darkwing Duck

[first line of series] This is the city of St. Canard. Like any other major metropolis, it has its problems with the criminal element.

Darkwing

[To policeman] Another order of dastardly delinquents delivered on your doorstep, courtesy of Darkwing Duck! That's two words, not three; both D's capitalized. Here's my photo. If the papers need more glossies my number's on the card. [chuckles]

Darkwing

I thought this was the age of media glut! Where's the Action News van when you need them? ...and I spent all afternoon ironing this cape.

Darkwing

[gets smashed by his refrigerator in his kitchen obstacle course] I always forget the milk.

Darkwing

[watching Taurus Bulba's condor through binoculars] I know birds fly south for the winter, but this is the first one I've seen with luggage!

Darkwing

Bruised, battered, but never defeated, Darkwing Duck springs back into action! [pops his back] Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that.

Darkwing

[hearing Gosalyn's snore] This kid could wake Elvis...

Darkwing

I could have had a life, but no, I chose to be a clown in a mask and cape! All I need are floppy shoes and bozo nose!

Darkwing

I was soon to discover that the only thing more dangerous than a half-plant, half-duck is a half-plant, half-duck in love.

Darkwing

You feel "so sorry" for that villainous vegetable? That, that.. flipped-out, felonious flora?!? I'M the one with the Swiss-cheese cape!

Darkwing

[waving weedwhacker, which suddenly sputters and dies] It slices! It DICES! It- runs out of gas...

Darkwing

Have I ever told you the story of the little girl, the golf club, and the firing squad?

Darkwing

Sometimes, being a parent makes crimefighting seem easy!

Darkwing

Phew, if that's Gosalyn, I can't be in a land of giants. I've probably just been... shrunk... to the size... of a... bug. Bleah.

Darkwing

There are no vampire potatoes. Scientists who turn themselves into plants, yes, but vampire potatoes? That's ridiculous!