Gosalyn Mallard quotes from Darkwing Duck

Gosalyn

They killed her friends and stole her Dad's soul. This time... it's personal. Gosalyn Mallard, Zombie Slayer!

Gosalyn

So much for the free enterprise system.

Gosalyn

Yeah, right, Dad. Who'd wanna sit and watch you for half an hour?

Gosalyn

He's so obnoxious, so arrogant, so conceited! ...It's gotta be dad!

Gosalyn

I'm way too cool to have a big ego!

Gosalyn

And so, Darkwing Duck, St. Canard's mighty masked vain pig-headed loud-mouthed snooty egomaniacal waffle-brained mallard, paid a little visit to Swenlin Swine.

Darkwing

Where's my phonebook? I'll just find you a hotel or something. [under breath] Maybe the animal shelter has an opening.

Gosalyn

Well, I suppose I could leave, but then I might let it slip where a certain masked avenger hangs out.

Darkwing

You wouldn't!

Gosalyn

[shrugs] Hey, I'm a kid, I'm supposed to be irresponsible

Darkwing

A desperate criminal is at large, and terror runs through the streets like a pair of cheap stockings! But it's hopeless! No one gets the drop on Dark-

Gosalyn

[drops on top of Darkwing] Gosalyn Waddlemeyer! Boy, Darkwing, you gotta work on your narration. They write better stuff on Saturday morning cartoons.

Darkwing

Oh yeah? Well, how's this? [flips Gosalyn upside down] In a lightning move, Darkwing turns the tables-

Darkwing

-on the t-tiny t-terror... will you stop that! That's no fair tickling...

Gosalyn

How come you wear a mask?

Darkwing

Because... there is nothing so terrifying to the criminal mind as the unknown... I am the thing that goes bump in the night! I am the neurosis that requires a five-hundred-dollar-an-hour shrink!

Gosalyn

You mean you don't take off your mask for anyone?

Darkwing

That's right. Not no one, not never.

Gosalyn

What about a really, really, really close friend? [bats eyelashes]

Darkwing

Well, uh... maybe. Someday.

Gosalyn

Hey, it's a start.

Darkwing

What is a Waddlemeyer Ramrod anyway?

Gosalyn

[recites] It's a trackiospecific device that disrupts gravitational bonds on a molecular level allowing manipulation on a macro scale.

Darkwing

What does that mean?

Gosalyn

I dunno. I think it makes things float and stuff. [pulls out a photo] Here's a picture. That's Grandpa.

Darkwing

Looks like you two were close.

Gosalyn

[sadly] We were. [crosses arms] But he never told me any code!

Darkwing

Unfortunately, Taurus Bulba doesn't know that. His men will be searching for you, you know. [chuckles] Although if they knew how much spirit you have, they'd probably run the other way.

Gosalyn

Spirit? [kisses Darkwing's cheek] Thanks, Darkwing!

Darkwing

Uh, sure... Good night, Gosalyn.

Gosalyn

[ten seconds after going to bed] I can't sleep!

Darkwing

Aw, you just need something to relax you. I know I have a large mallet around here somewhere.

Gosalyn

I'm sorry, Darkwing. If they hadn't caught me, you wouldn't have risked your life.

Darkwing

Gos, before I met you I didn't have a life worth risking.

Gosalyn

I thought you were-

Drake

Ha! Nobody can hurt Dark- uh, Drake Mallard. Besides, I've got to take care of myself, now that I've going to have an adopted daughter to worry about.

Gosalyn

[about the Muddlefoots, who have been turned into zombies] Dad! Something is wrong with them! They're watching a test pattern!

Darkwing

Gooooooood, maybe they can understand the plot!

Darkwing

Need I remind you about the time with the peanut butter, the floor wax, and my VCR?

Gosalyn

That was an accident!