J. Gander quotes from Darkwing Duck

J. Gander

Darkwing, thank you for answering-- [notices Gosalyn sitting in the chair] What?

Darkwing

[notices he's still in Gosalyn's body] Oh, no! [jumps out and hides behind the chair]

J. Gander

Uh, Darkwing? Uh, Darkwing Duck, where are you?

[sits in the chair] Right here, J. Gander. What's up?

[peeking out from behind] Gosalyn, what are you doing?!

J. Gander

What's happened to your voice, Darkwing?

My voice? Oh, that. I'm practicing disguising my voice, just in case.

J. Gander

Ah, good thinking, Darkwing. A little girl's voice could come in handy, I-I suppose.

Good save. Huh, Dad?

J. Gander

High Command must surely realize that 100 trillion dollars is difficult to come by.

Steelbeak

Hey, read my beak. Tell 'em to raise some taxes. Heh-heh. [to camera] Like they need an excuse, right?

Launchpad

I'm sorry, DW. I know where I left my keys in here somewhere-

Darkwing?

Darkwing

Negaduck! So you're behind all of this!

Who-what-eh... two Darkwings?!

[in unison] Don't you believe it, J. Gander?! This fiend is my archnemesis, Negaduck! ...Oh no, you don't! You're the lecherous liar known as Negaduck! ...I beg to differ! You're the erroneous executor of evil known as Negaduck! ...OOH! Would you cut that out?!

[cheerfully, bringing massive gun to bear] Well, I guess we'll just have to kill them both!

J. Gander

Doctor Bellum!

Just kidding.