Honker Muddlefoot quotes from Darkwing Duck

Darkwing

[in Gosalyn's body] Is everyone okay?

Gosalyn

[in Drake's body; with head stuck in the wall] That was epic! [pulls herself out] Let's do it again!

Honker

[in Launchpad's body] I'm okay…sort of.

Launchpad

[in Honker's body] Launchpad McQuack all present and accounted for. [coughs] I think. Everything's kind of fuzzy.

Gosalyn, where are you?

Here, Dad.

Gosalyn?

Dad?

Something must've gone wrong when I bashed that button. Instead of transferring information, I transferred us! [gasps] Trapped in a child's body. How can I battle criminals? Bad guys are really going to take me seriously now.

But Gosalyn, we can't go to the movies. Your dad said-

Hey, since when does a kid tell an adult what to do?

But we're not really adults, we just look like adults.

Same difference. Trust me.

B-but you don't know how to drive!

How hard can it be? Adults do it. [gets in the car and Honker gulps worriedly, then drives the car out of control] Piece of cake.

I'm no rocket scientist, but I think it weird that the sun looks stuck. Maybe because it's 10:00 and the sun never set.

Golly, it would mean that something stopped the rotation of the Earth.

With the planet stuck, there's nothing he can keep the temperature regulated.

Honker

But I'm tired of being smart, Mr. DW! I wanna be like you!

Drake

Well, that's nice. [realises] Hey hey hey, wait a minute!

Honker

Confetti?

Gosalyn

You know Dad: always prepared for a parade.