[irritatedly humming 'Rock-a-Bye Baby' while fluffing Tuskernini's pillow]
Dad, are you okay? What are you doing?
The judge wants to reform Tuskernini, so I'm going to reform him...[pulls lever]...into a pancake. [piano falls on bed]
Oh, so we can adopt you after the judge throws you in prison! Unless of course he gives you the chair.
...maybe we should wait 'til he tries something. After all, I've got him right under my bill where I can keep my eye on him. He thinks I'm just some dimwitted fool-Ha!-but as Drake Mallard, I've got the perfect cover!
[A wrecking ball crashes him through the door.]
[slurring] By the way, I booby-trapped the door.
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