Launchpad McQuack quotes from Darkwing Duck

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[first line] Hold it right there, you pirate! Nobody messes with the airplanes in my hangar, or my name isn't Launchpad McQuack!

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I have a scrapbook full of all your newspaper clippings! Of course, it isn't a very big scrapbook...

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[smashing around inside a giant vacuum] This reminds me of my first flight. Actually, of all my flights.

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I'm coming, DW! I'm coming!

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[About the heat wave] It's hotter than a monkey's uncle!

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Wait a second. If I pretend to be a ghost, that will work. I'll give it a try.

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[Posing as Darkwing] Surrender, you evildoing bad guys, or face the doom of Darkwing Duck!

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[Posing as Darkwing] Uh, I am the tenor that sings in the night! I am the, uh, uh, road salt that rots the underside of your car!

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Stress Busters says "You should accept the things you cannot change." ....Or is that "Change the things you can't accept"?

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Gee, DW, sorry about your girlfriend being a fiendish bloodsucking creature from the netherworld.

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Well, art always was my best subject! ...or was it lunch?

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Hmm. I wonder how much it costs to have my eyes trained?

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Hey DW, try one of these horse do-overs! They're pretty good!

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DW! He's going into Bob's World of Breakable Antiques!

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[nervously] Um, wouldn't it be easier to catch the bad guys if we were flying the other way?

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Oh yeah. [turns plane around forward] Sometimes I have trouble with that...