Bushroot quotes from Darkwing Duck

Son of a broccoli! What have I done to myself?

[sadly] All I wanted to do was make the world a better place to live. Now look at me. I'm a walking salad bar.

I guess a dog's not a tree's best friend. Wait a minute, you moved! But you can't move! But you did move. I must be losing my mind. I gotta sit down for a moment.

[sits down] Ah, thanks. Oh no, it happened again. A drink? Yes, that's what I need. A drink. [drinks some water through his root-foot] I must have some telepathic link with plants. This is a scientific breakthrough! Yes, that's it! I'm the Doctor Doolittle of the plant world!

Never again will I be lonely! Never again will I be told, 'I can't go out with you, you're just a shrub!' I've found the way to obtain the perfect bride! I'm growing my own.

I can't marry a potato! She's a tuber, and I'm a shrub! Well, they say opposites attract...

You have stolen the heart of the woman I love! I'm not gonna rescue you, I'm gonna mow you down!

I'm gonna get you Darkwing Duck. (Runs and gets bazooka) Now you'll pay for taking Posey away from me! (Rednecks wander into the scene)

Vampire? There's no such thing.

[as a root] No wonder they say money is the root of all evil.

[on Morgana] Some witch. Doesn't do a bad daisy, though.

Ooh, look at me, I'm shaking like a leaf!

Christmas. Bah Grub-bug. Everyone treats me like last year's fruitcake...

Calling all trees: Deck the duck with EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT! Fa la la la, la la la la!

No! I'm too young to become a frozen vegetable!

You'd think I was the only vegetable that ever went bad...