Steelbeak quotes from Darkwing Duck

Steelbeak

Between the firepower of my battlecruiser and this baby [the weather machine], the city'll be throwing out the red carpet toot suite. And to top it off, Darkwing Dodo is somewhere out there, having dinner with Davy Jones!

Steelbeak

OK, listen up. Today's lesson is "How to Cook Up a Crisis." First, take one merrily spinning planet. Add one Iggy super rocket to bring it to a stop. Chill one half 'til frozen, while frying the other half like a burger. Bon appètit! [laughs] Oh, by the way, if this little bit of epicurean delight is not to your particular taste, just have the world governments cough up 100 trillion smackeroos, and we'll send you the chicken salad instead.

Steelbeak

What is it with these world leaders, huh? Don't they keep an extra trillion around anymore?

Steelbeak

If there's one thing I hate, it's excuses! ...Make that two tings I hate. Excuses, an' a seven-ten split! [Darkwing shows up] Okay, make that three things.

Steelbeak

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! What are these two tryin' to do, talk each other to death?

J. Gander

High Command must surely realize that 100 trillion dollars is difficult to come by.

Steelbeak

Hey, read my beak. Tell 'em to raise some taxes. Heh-heh. [to camera] Like they need an excuse, right?

Darkwing Duck

I am the terror that flaps in the night!

Steelbeak

Oh, no. Not here.

Darkwing Duck

I am the pustulant blister that bursts in your boot!

Ewww!

Darkwing Duck

I am Darkwing Duck!

Steelbeak

Man, I can't get away from you. What are you, a franchise? Take him down!

We are the team that flaps in the night! We are the beaters that scramble your eggmen! We are-

Steelbeak

Really dumb.