Tom quotes from Daria

Jane

And he wares cuff links, and drives one of those big old cars with fins. How great is that?

Daria

Do you think it's a good idea to pick up a perfect stranger while under the influence of ink well fumes? Even if he has come here from prehistoric times.

Jane

Hey, if I didn't have the nerve to pick up guys, you wouldn't have a boyfriend.

Daria

Oh great. I'm not going to have to date this guy now, am I?

Hey!

Daria

[shrugs] What'd I say?

I don't know, I hate the present too, but not enough to ware a zoot suit.

Jane

He doesn't ware a zoot suit. He's a snappy dresser in the classical-elegant sense. Plus, he has impecable manners and a biting whit.

Daria

Oh, so he's--

Jane

And he loves girls!!

Daria

Okay, he's got it all. [looks at Tom] Not like some guys.

It's true. If I really cared, I'd dress like a dead man too.

Jane

[stands up] Thanks for the encourgement, you two. Maybe sometime you can teach me how to pass judgement on someone I've never met.

Daria

She's going to be dissappointed.

Yeah. That's not really the kind of thing you can teach.

Anyway, what about a movie tonight?

Daria

I can't. I promised Quinn I'd watch Gone With the Wind with her.

Okay, that freaks me out and scares me.

Daria

Pray for me.

Daria

So, um...should we pick a date?

Well...my parents are going out of town next weekend. How about then?

Daria

No fair. Home court advantage.

Fine. Your place.

Daria

Like I'd ever find all the microphones Mom's hidden around my room.

The Rendezvous Motel? You know, on Route 6.

Daria

Gee, don't make me feel too special.

All right, the boathouse at the lake, with the stars, the moon, the water?

Daria

And the mosquitoes, the splinters, the security patrol?

[frowning slightly] Okay, how about Mars, then? Soon as that whole colonization thing gets going?