Daria and Tom in “Unfinished Business”

Daria

So, um...should we pick a date?

Well...my parents are going out of town next weekend. How about then?

Daria

No fair. Home court advantage.

Fine. Your place.

Daria

Like I'd ever find all the microphones Mom's hidden around my room.

The Rendezvous Motel? You know, on Route 6.

Daria

Gee, don't make me feel too special.

All right, the boathouse at the lake, with the stars, the moon, the water?

Daria

And the mosquitoes, the splinters, the security patrol?

[frowning slightly] Okay, how about Mars, then? Soon as that whole colonization thing gets going?