Scenes with Sam Manson 89
[Danny, Sam and Tucker finally defeated Freakshow and Jack, Maddie and Mr. and Mrs. Manson are proud]
Nick work, kids! You caught that weirdo Goth punk thief red-handed!
I'm just happy you're all safe.
MMr. Manson
They're more than safe, they're heroes.
[cut to Sam's house]
AAll
[yelling] But you're all still grounded!
SSSam's Grandmother
Grounded, schmounded! This is cruel and unusual punishment!
Sam[shown to be wearing a pink floral dress] I know... But it was the only way I could convince them to lift their restraining order on Danny.
At least Freakshow's in custody and the stolen goods were returned.
So why do I feel like we're forgetting something...?
[cut to Lancer still locked in the janitor's closet]
Waiting for Godot, is anybody out there?! [crying] This is so wrong!
JJanitor
[Comes in] See you Monday.
[the janitor leaves and closes the door behind him and Mr. Lancer continues to pound on the door]
Good job beating the big cow, Danny.
Yeah, well it hasn't stopped Sam from busting my chops about "Cruelty to Unliving Plastic Animals".
Sam
I had to choose between fake cows and evil trucks. The cow won.
[Sam just saved Danny from Terminatra using the Spector Deflector and is helping him out of a fountain.]
Nice save! Although to be fair, I probably wouldn't have needed it if it weren't for you in the first place.
[the Spector Deflector glows and zaps Danny. He screams and falls back in the fountain.]
Sam
Uh, excuse me? I save your butt, and you're giving me grief?!
Welcome to my world, remember? [gestures, sarcastically] We should make the menu Recyclo-Vegetarian! We should let the gorilla out. We should sell all of your dad's stuff at a garage sale! [crosses arms]
Sam
Anything else you wanna blame me for? World hunger? The Ice Age? Puberty?!
[Jack sees Danny kissing Sam.]
[whispers to Sam] I call that a fakeout makeout.
Sam
[blushes] Yeah, I know.
[to Danny] You're in a lot of trouble, mister! [to Sam] And who the heck are you?
Sam
Uh...I'm Paulina?
Then Danny Fenton is never, ever, allowed to see you, Paulina.
[Sam smiles]
Sam
Danny, use your ghost ray! You can fire a ghost ray out of your hand!
[concentrating] Ghost ray, ghost ray... [butt begins to glow green] Well, that can't be right! But it'll have to do! [fires ghost ray out of butt]
Mom, Dad! I really wanna use the emergency op-center to start a radio station!
[silence as Danny looks around and finds no one]
Sam
That's a yes!
Sam
You realize you're playing with fire.
Well, sometimes I have to use my powers for the greater good. [points to Dash]
[opens his locker and gets half-covered in toilet paper] Whoa!
[amused] And come on! How good was that?
Sam
Niiice...Using your powers to stuff toilet paper into a locker. He's gonna find out it's you.
Have you seen his grades? [in unison with Tucker] Never gonna happen!
[notices the toilet paper has Jack's face on it] Hey! This is Fenton Wipe!
Sam
"Never" is Karma's doorbell. Ding-dong! It's for you.
Sam
[about Valerie] So, what's up with this? Why are you helping her all of a sudden?
Oh, she hid me from Dash earlier today. I'm just returning the favour.
Sam
Well, be careful. The last thing you'd want to do is invite your archenemy into your own house.
[they open the door, Danny gasps as he sees Vlad there]
Sam
Too late.
"Hey, Val"? Isn't that the same Val that's usually on a jet sled trying to paste Danny?
Sam
Yep. And apparently next week, we're having cookies with Skulker!
Sam
[drinking tea] I'm getting worried. We haven't seen Danny or Valerie for hours.
Ah, they're fine. They've been up in Danny's room. Alone. For hours.
[Sam drops the teacup and it shatters.]
Sam
Danny, you beat the big bad guy, and you saved the town. That's enough for one day, dont'cha think?
You've got a lot of nerve walking up to me in broad daylight, Fenton!
Actually, I wanted to say I was sorry. I pulled some pranks on you and - well, with all the weirdness of the last few days, I'm sorta thinking that just because I can do something doesn't mean I should. So, apology accepted?
[cut to Danny hanging from a flagpole by his underpants]
[Danny's underwear tears and he falls to the ground screaming]
Looks like everything's back to normal.
FDFun Danny
[on a roller coaster] Oh, man, this is the life. I wish I could stay on this ride, like, forever.
[all of the rides in the fair suddenly stop as the sky darkens]
Sam
And you may just get your wish.
Why couldn't you wish for super models?
SDSuper Danny
Did someone say, "super"?!
Sam
Ah, somebody kill me.
[Danny is about to open the envelope and look at the test answers. He's suddenly interrupted by the appearance of SkulkTech 9.9]
STSam and Tucker
Whew! [unenthusiastically] I mean, oh no. A ghost.
And that's when I thought, maybe this is the moral –
In the same way my folks love their old Christmas quarrel:
Everyone celebrates in the way of their choosing.
I was so busy whining, I started abusing
The ones I loved most and I ruined their cheer.
I'll try to be better come Christmas next year.
Sam
Uh, nice sentiment, but what are you, a greeting card?
Yeah. Why you talking in rhyme?
We're not talking in rhyme. [excited] We're not talking in rhyme!
[As Ghost Writer is shown in a prison cell, a bear-like creature scoots up to him. Ghost Writer tries to scurry away until he sees Walker in front of the bars, holding an orange]
[exclaims in fear] Get that thing away from me!
[Jazz walks in the janitor closet holding her laptop with Danny's personal ghost files on it]
You hacked into my personal ghost files?! And how did you get the password?!
STSam, Tucker, and Jazz
It's Paulina Fenton.
Sam
Seriously Danny, it's not that hard to figure it out.
How come you never told me Vlad Masters has ghost powers? And he has a thing for Mom?!
Because it's none of your business! [while he closes the laptop Jazz is holding]
Sam
[sneaking out of the closet with Tucker] If you don't mind, we'll be over there, doing the "glad I'm an only child" dance.
Calm down? How can I calm down with you constantly butting your nose in where it doesn't belong?
I was just trying to help...
NO ONE ASKED YOU TO HELP, Because you're a lousy ghost hunter, [while people are listening outside the closet] an overbearing sister, and an annoying, obnoxious know-it-all who has no respect for her brother's privacy", SO STOP HELPING! [they gasp and Jazz begins running crying out of the closet and the people then glare at Danny]
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