Sam Manson quotes from Danny Phantom

Tucker

You may need this.

Danny

Are you nuts? If I leave this house, I'm dead.

Sam

Danny, you have to do something. If you don't, who will?

Sam

[reading a spell from a book] To cease the Storm, to end the Fear, the sword must sheath in pumpkin near. Pumpkin near! Danny, you gotta put the sword back in a pumpkin!

Danny

A pumpkin? There are no pumpkins in the room. [short pause] No pumpkins in the room? It's Halloween, what am I, an idiot?

Tucker

[imitating Danny] Hi, I'm Danny Fenton. Don't let the concussion and bruises fool you. I need more practice.

Sam

[surprised] Wow, it's quiet in here.

Sam

[to Kwan] I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm going to a Goth poetry reading tonight. It may not be your kind of thing but...?

Kwan

So...It's like a pity date?

Sam

Not a date, but plenty of pity.

Kwan

[cheerfully] Aw, sweet!

Darkness... eternal... I wait for your kiss. In the nothing, I see your bleak smile.

Kwan

Oh, cool, me next!

Sam

Oh, no.

Kwan

[on stage] And now, a little poem I like to call, "The Fluffy Clouds All Look Like Footballs."

And stay out! [slams the door]

Tucker

Oh my gosh, the other babies! Gotta go! [kisses flour sack] Bye! [kisses Sam] [pause] Uh...

Sam

That never happened.

Tucker

Ya got that right. Daddy's gotta run!

Sam

Don't forget to pick up milk!

Danny

Where are you going? School's this way.

Sam

The Circus Gothica train pulled into town last night - I'm cutting first period to watch the opening ceremony at the train station.

Danny

[reprimandingly] Sam...

Sam

Take it easy, Tucker's got first period free. He's covering for me!

Tucker

This is so wrong. [looks at money] But you make it right!

[To the Fentons and the Mansons] Some might call this little act of rebellion, "a cry for attention." But I call it, "a cry for detention!" Ha, ha, ha! Isn't that clever?

Sam

[angrily] Nice job, Danny! Maybe I should’ve cried, “Hey, it’s Inviso-Bill”!

Danny

I’m sorry! I don’t know what came over me back there...

Jack

[to Danny] Bad judgment, that’s what! Next time think before you act! [wrist ectoplasmic goo launcher accidentally misfires and splatters goo all over Sam’s parents]

Obviously, the apple doesn't fall far from the overbearing, orange jumpsuited tree!

Jack

You got a problem with jumpsuits?!

Maddie

Jack, let me handle this... You got a problem with jumpsuits?!

[ignores them] Samantha... I forbid you from seeing this boy, or any of your other troubled friends.

Sam

My friends are perfectly normal!

[stares for a moment, then facepalms] This is so wrong!

And just where do you think you're going, Mr. Fenton?

Danny

[as Lancer] Unleash your dark side at Circus Gothica! [walks to the janitor's closet, and locks Mr. Lancer in there]

Cask of Amontillado! [bangs on door] Let me out! Let me out!

Sam

Danny, what are you doing? We're in too much trouble as it is!

Danny

[mind controlled] No such thing as "too much trouble"! Unleash your dark side at Circus Gothica! [phases through wall]

Tucker

[to Sam] Man, we better follow him!

Sam

[ironically] Oh, no! But that would mean skipping detention and going to the circus! [Tucker stares at her strangely] Hello, irony? [grabs Tucker and they leave]

Sam

[catching her breath] Danny! Don't scare me like that!

Danny

[going back under Freakshow's control] How should I scare you?

Sam?! Shouldn't you be in detention?

Sam

Um... Lancer let us out?

Let me out!

Sam

How ironic is it that I'm stuck under house arrest while my parents go to a free Circus Gothica show?

Tucker

Only slightly less ironic than the fact that they were right about it being evil?

And just where do you think you're going, dear?

Sam

You don't understand, Grandma; My friend is in trouble, and if I don't do something right away-!

You know, I had a wild side when I was your age. [pulls out a photograph album]

Sam

[confused] Why are you showing me this?

Who knows? Maybe I'm old and babbling... Or maybe you should sneak out and help your friend while I'm lost in my memories... [Sam smiles, kisses her forehead, and runs off] This is so wrong... [takes off her cardigan revealing one of Sam's shirts, and puts on a wig] But I dig it!

Sam

C'mon, we have to jump!

Tucker

Are you crazy?! I can't jump!

Sam

And I can't abandon Danny! [they jump onto the train] Plus, I'll never hear the end of it if my parents learn they're right about him being evil.

Sam

Well, it's the crystal ball, or your friend, Danny. Your choice! [almost falls off the train, then gets thrown off] I didn't mean that to be so literal! [screams as she falls]

Tucker

Sam! No!

Danny

Sam? [finally comes to his senses] Sam!

Sam

[coming to] Danny! Are you okay?

Danny

I think so. It's all a blur. I did some bad stuff, didn't I?

Sam

[gently] Nothing you can't fix.