Dash quotes from Danny Phantom

Dash

Where did you want to put these banners up, Ms... [sees Danny in a baby suit] Hey, guys, check it out! It's the Casper High Spirit Baby! [laughs along with other jocks]

Dash

[chasing after Danny angrily down the hallway] That’s it, Fenton, RUN! But I’m taking this "D" I got on our spelling test out of your hide!

Dash

[fighting ghost pirates back-to-back with Danny] You're one brave geek, Fenton. When I'm wailing on you tomorrow, I'll be wailing on a hero. But I will be wailing on you.

Grapes of Wrath! Break it up. Give me one good reason why I shouldn't suspend you both for fighting on school property?

Dash

Uh...I'm a football star.

True. Well, I still must at least pretend to be fair and you two need a more creative outlet for your aggression. [smiles] As you know, every year one of the faculty puts together a haunted house party at the abandoned Townsend place. [shows Danny and Dash a clipboard with an image of a haunted house and a photo of Mr. Lancer] This year, it's my turn. And I am bound and determined to decorate it better than Ms. Testlaff did, last year.

Fat chance. [shows a photo of her cosplaying as the bride of Frankenstein] You’ll never outdo my Franken-Gurkard-Stein monster.

Welcome aboard "Team Lancer" gentlemen. Scariest room avoids detention, [points at Dash] Football star or not.

Danny

So, you think it's cool that I've got these powers?

Paulina

Cool? No. I think it's hot! See ya!

Danny

I'm hot? I'm hot? I'm hot!

Dash

[shoots Danny with water gun] That'll cool you off. By the way, this isn't water, if you catch my drift.

Paulina

Hey, they got my parents!

Dash

Mine too!

Kwan

Cool! Party at Dash's house!

Paulina

Like, what is wrong with you?! [pushes Kwan over]

Danny

[using a megaphone] Listen up, people! If you want your parents back, you're gonna have to follow my lead.

Dash

Why should we follow you, Fen-toad?

Danny

[sarcastic] You're right, Dash. Let's follow the other kid who comes from a family of ghost hunters and knows how to work all their gear. [Dash looks away slightly, doesn't respond] No takers? Alright then, [raises right arm and fist] who's with me?

Sam

You realize you're playing with fire.

Danny

Well, sometimes I have to use my powers for the greater good. [points to Dash]

Dash

[opens his locker and gets half-covered in toilet paper] Whoa!

Tucker

[amused] And come on! How good was that?

Sam

Niiice...Using your powers to stuff toilet paper into a locker. He's gonna find out it's you.

Danny

Have you seen his grades? [in unison with Tucker] Never gonna happen!

Dash

[notices the toilet paper has Jack's face on it] Hey! This is Fenton Wipe!

Sam

"Never" is Karma's doorbell. Ding-dong! It's for you.

Sam

Danny, you beat the big bad guy, and you saved the town. That's enough for one day, dont'cha think?

Danny

Almost. Dash Baxter]].

Dash

You've got a lot of nerve walking up to me in broad daylight, Fenton!

Danny

Actually, I wanted to say I was sorry. I pulled some pranks on you and - well, with all the weirdness of the last few days, I'm sorta thinking that just because I can do something doesn't mean I should. So, apology accepted?

Dash

Apology accepted

Valerie

Looks like everything's back to normal.

Danny

[after Dash asks where they should hide on Jack's indoor mini-golf course] Have you seen him play golf? The only safe place is the hole!

Dash

Man! Is everyone in this family bad at sports?

Dash

We did it! What do you think we just benched? Proportionally?

Danny

I don't know, dude. I'm not that good at math.

And soon, you will not be that good at breathing either.

Paulina

[to Danny] I baked some cookies for you.

I did your math homework.

Danny

Now, ladies. You can't influence the judge with cookies and - [sees the papers Star is holding] Whoa! Is this homework done all the way through next semester?

Mm-hmm.

Danny

This pleases me. [Dash grabs him and holds him in the air]

Dash

Hey, Fen-toid! It's only been two hours and I'm already tired of you hogging all the hotties! [Danny snaps his fingers, Paulina kicks Dash, making him drop Danny] Ow! Aah!

Get him! [Girls chase Dash away]

Danny

You're... helping me?

Dash

Well, duh! You've only been helping us for, like, ever!

Paulina

[kissing Danny on the cheek] "Paulina Fenton." Hee, I finally wrapped my mind around it!

Sam

Okay, I'm feeling relieved and nauseated at the same time.

Kwan

I heard this camp is haunted.

Dash

Me too. They say there's a monster in the woods at Lake Eerie.

Paulina

And two in the lake!

[nervous babbling]

Danny

[sarcastic] Just what we need, amateur ghost stories.

Miss Tetslaff

[blows whistle] Pipe down, campers. This camp is definitely not haunted!

[screams] There's a ghost monster in the woods, AND IT TOOK LESTER!

Danny

At least the monster is gone.

Dash

[screams and runs into the mess hall] The monster ate Kwan!

Tucker

At least the monster got to eat.

Danny

Dash, that's impossible! He...probably just...wandered off to use the bathroom.

Dash

Nah-uh! You don't know Kwan's amazing bladder. He can hold it for-

Sam

[as she gets up and walks way] Uh, please don't finish that sentence until I'm safely out of the building.

Tucker

Please don't finish that sentence at all, dude.