PIPrincipal Ishiyama
[To the Fentons and the Mansons] Some might call this little act of rebellion, "a cry for attention." But I call it, "a cry for detention!" Ha, ha, ha! Isn't that clever?
[angrily] Nice job, Danny! Maybe I should’ve cried, “Hey, it’s Inviso-Bill”!
I’m sorry! I don’t know what came over me back there...
[to Danny] Bad judgment, that’s what! Next time think before you act! [wrist ectoplasmic goo launcher accidentally misfires and splatters goo all over Sam’s parents]
MMrs. Manson
Obviously, the apple doesn't fall far from the overbearing, orange jumpsuited tree!
You got a problem with jumpsuits?!
Jack, let me handle this... You got a problem with jumpsuits?!
MMrs. Manson
[ignores them] Samantha... I forbid you from seeing this boy, or any of your other troubled friends.
My friends are perfectly normal!
[Lancer opens the door, and a still dressed-up Tucker walks in]
PIPrincipal Ishiyama
[stares for a moment, then facepalms] This is so wrong!
[Mr. and Mrs. Manson catch Sam and Tucker at Circus Gothica]
MMrs. Manson
Sam?! Shouldn't you be in detention?
[cut to Mr. Lancer locked in the janitor's closet.]
MMr. Manson
We owe you Fentons a debt of gratitude, and an apology!
Save it for the big sale, Thriston! We need to bust out of this tent!
MMr. Manson
Leave it to us!
MMrs. Manson
If it's one thing we Mansons know how to do, it's whip an angry mob of parents into a frenzy!
[scene cuts to the tent bursting from hundreds of people]
[Danny, Sam and Tucker finally defeated Freakshow and Jack, Maddie and Mr. and Mrs. Manson are proud]
Nick work, kids! You caught that weirdo Goth punk thief red-handed!
MMrs. Manson
I'm just happy you're all safe.
MMr. Manson
They're more than safe, they're heroes.
[cut to Sam's house]
AAll
[yelling] But you're all still grounded!
SSSam's Grandmother
Grounded, schmounded! This is cruel and unusual punishment!
[shown to be wearing a pink floral dress] I know... But it was the only way I could convince them to lift their restraining order on Danny.
At least Freakshow's in custody and the stolen goods were returned.
So why do I feel like we're forgetting something...?
[cut to Lancer still locked in the janitor's closet]
Waiting for Godot, is anybody out there?! [crying] This is so wrong!
JJanitor
[Comes in] See you Monday.
[the janitor leaves and closes the door behind him and Mr. Lancer continues to pound on the door]
[Danny and Valerie head into an alleyway, attempting to hide behind a dumpster, but see that Sam is already there. Sam points to Danny]
[Sam points to Valerie]
[Sam points off-screen. The camera cuts to a shot of Sam's mother holding a large pink and yellow dress outside the alleyway.]
MMrs. Manson
Sammikins, at least try it on!