Jazz Fenton quotes from Danny Phantom

Danny, look at you, I'm not sure I like this late night studying.

Mom, c'mon. We're just a bunch of kids. In the zoo. At night. Alone. [Everyone stares at him.] We'll be in my room.

GGGhost Gabber

We'll be in my room. Fear me.

Jazz

[frustrated] Give me that! [hides Ghost Gabber under couch cushion]

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Vlad

I insist you stay.

Well... I don't know. We do have that really cool R.V.

Jazz

[feigns a sneeze] Let's stay here.

Smooth...

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Jazz

Is it always so cold in here?

SSpectra

Of course. I find that cold temperatures keep the mind icy sharp! And don't you worry about the mess of an office, either. Stuff happens. No biggie. Right, Jasmine?

Jazz

It's Jazz. My friends call me Jazz.

Well, your brother calls you "fink"!

Jazz

Danny, I'm just trying to help. C'mon, we used to talk all the time.

Yeah, when I was eight and you weren't a fink!

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I can't believe Jazz told Spectra that she thinks I'm a loser.

Sam

Are you sure Jazz said that? That doesn't sound like Jazz to me.

Jazz

Hey, you guys. What doesn't sound like Jazz to you?

[scowls at Jazz]

Jazz

Still mad?

[sarcastically] Wow, you are the smart one!

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Jazz

[to Sam and Tucker, after seeing Danny transform into a ghost] Did you see that?! Tell me I didn't see what I saw!

Tucker

It's not what you think, Jazz!

Sam

[shoves Tucker's ice cream into his mouth] Of course it's not what you think. Ghosts aren't real! Jazz, you sound like your father.

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Lazy, unfocused, ill-prepared, lethargic. Need I go on?

Dad, I-

Now that's enough of your sass talk, mister!

What do you suggest, Mr. Lancer?

Danny will pass. I know he's capable. But I'd like to spend his after school hours in my office studying until I administer the makeup exam.

Jazz

But he has stuff to do after class!

But I have stuff to do after class! How do you know that?!

Ah, but consider this: If you fail, you may be held back a year. If it's boring once, imagine taking it again.

Get this straight, Danny. You're a Fenton. Fentons get "A"s, or in your father's case, "B" minuses.

[looking proud] Solid "B" minuses!

Until you retake that test and pass it with flying colors, we are FORBIDDING access to all electronic devices.

[cell phone rings] It's Tucker.

[snatches Danny's phone] He's BUSY! [crushes Danny's phone]

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She's not anybody's girl.

JJJazz and Johnny 13

[in unison] Stop spying on us!

No! I won't. Anymore than you would if it were me. Come on, Jazz. Think like the brain surgeon you told me you wanted to be. Does this seem right?

KKitty

What's taking so long? Johnny, get me out of here!

Don't you think I am doing this because I have a reason?

[Johnny 13 grabs Danny by his shirt, and lifts his fist to hit him]

J1Johnny 13

You know what, punk?

Jazz

Danny?

J1Johnny 13

We just had about enough of you.

Jazz

Hey! Hands off the little brother!

J1Johnny 13

Oh, whatever!

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[sees Jazz in her mom's spare Hazmat suit] Jazz? Why, look at you. You're the spitting image of your mother. I always knew this day would come. That why, years ago, I had this made! [Pulls out a hazmat suit identical to his own]

Jazz

[sarcastically] Nice.

Uh... Sorry about the size. I always thought you'd be swimming in my end of the gene pool. The end filled with ranch dressing, melted cheese and fudge. LOTS of fudge.

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[to Jack, who just ripped his clothes off with Fenton Peeler, thinking he was a ghost] I can't give you detention, but someone named Fenton is staying after school.

JJJack & Jazz

[pretend to check their watches] Whoa, look at the time! [they both run away, leaving Danny there]

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[after being freed from Ember's spell which made them exercise]

Why do I suddenly feel like I have buns of steel?

At last! I mean, I love you just the way you are. [hugs Jack]

Jazz

Ew!

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Jazz

See? This toxic home environment is making him a nervous wreck! [Danny's eye twitches] He needs a normal family outing! One that has nothing to do with ghosts!

Will you stop talking about me like I'm not here?! [invisible Youngblood pokes Danny] AND WILL YOU STOP POKING ME?!

I don't know, Jazz, honey. Sure Danny seems a little high-strung but I'm sure it's nothing we can't work out here...

[Youngblood pokes Danny again]

Back off, punk! [snatches an ecto-gun and fires it all around the lab]

JMJack & Maddie & Jazz

[find cover behind piles of boxes]

[to Jazz] I'll get the sleeping bags.

And I'll get that ghost hunting equipment! [Maddie and Jazz gives him disapproving glares] And by ghost hunting equipment, I mean..Uh...The other sleeping bags!

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Jazz

[grabs Danny's arm] And where do you think you're going?

Wherever I want. What are you, the hall monitor now?

Jazz

I'm your hall monitor, Danny. And there's no place you can go that I can't follow.

Really?

[Danny walks into the boy's room and shuts the door on Jazz's face]

Jazz

Except there.

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Who's up for a game of "I Spy"? I spy with my little eyes something beginning with... C!

Cola, chaffing, cattleprod...

Cowboy?

Jazz

Where do you see a cowboy?

Duh, he's riding right next to us!...At seventy miles an hour? Oh no not again.

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[Danny's at his house trying to study for the C.A.T. test with Jazz in the room. He suddenly senses a ghost.]

[quietly, to himself] Aw, man! A ghost? Here? [loudly, to Jazz] Now get out of my room!

Jazz

We're in the kitchen. [sees ghost behind Danny] But if that's your attitude, I don't want to see you or anything you do in here for the next several minutes! [rushes out]

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[Dark Danny has revealed his true form to Jazz]

Jazz

You're not Danny. That's why the Booo-merang wasn't homing in on your ecto-signature. You're not Danny!

I was, but I grew out of it. The Danny you know is floating helplessly in the Ghost Zone ten years in the future.

Jazz

He'll escape! He'll beat you!

How? Is the answer: A. the Fenton Portal? Destroyed it. B. the only remaining portal? The one that my idiot cheesehead archenemy has? As soon as I find it, that's going too.

Jazz

Cheesehead? Vlad Masters? He's your archenemy?

[continues] Is it: C. you? No. You can't stop me from cheating on the C.A.T. and solidifying my future, so it must be D... [blasts Jazz away with a plasma blast] None of the above.

[Jazz faints; Dark Danny transforms into Danny, takes the C.A.T. answers form, and reads the answers. A smile lights up his face]

Well, what do you know? The answer to the first question is "D"! [evil laugh]