Dark Danny quotes from Danny Phantom

Danny

[to the man in the flying car] Hey, slow down, Jeff Gordon! You're going over the speed limit! [looks down] And the height limit!

Danny

Skulker! How did you get back in your exo-skeleton?

Danny

Forget it, man. Your money can't buy my mom, it can't buy the Packers, and it's not going to buy me!

Danny

[about Tucker liking Valerie] Two-hundred seventy-nine girls in our school, and he's gotta have a crush on the one with the weapons and the grudge.

Danny

Great. At midnight I get my powers back, at 12:01 the belt zaps me, and at 12:02 Vlad tries to make-out with my mom. Those are gonna be the worst two minutes of my life.

Danny

[after draining a pool with Johnny 13's shadow in it] Enjoy your trip to the sewers! Oh, and if you see Monday's meatloaf, say "Hi" for me.

Danny

[as Technus pulls up a picture of Paulina and paints a mustache and glasses on her face with a paint brush] Hey, do you know how many digital collectibles I had to trade for that?!

Danny

[after KOing future versions of his foes with a Ghostly Wail and detransforming] Whoa... [looks at them] My voice is changing... great, [transforms back] now I'm going through Evil Puberty. Everywhere I go my evil future is smacking me in the face! [hit on the back of the head with the Booo-merang] OWW!

Dark Danny

[to Tucker and Sam] You know, if I had an ounce of humanity left in me, this would be a very touching little reunion, but of course I surrendered my human half a long time ago.

Dark Danny

Your time is up, Danny. It's been up for ten years.

Danny

If we're gonna become a better ghost-fighting team, we need to know the enemy's territory inside and out so we, uh, don't get lost.

Danny

[to Skulker, who is on the head of a giant lake monster] New pet, or is this the girlfriend I've been hearing so much about?

Danny

As the duly deputized protector of Amity Park, it is my sincere hope that you’ve enjoyed your butt-kicking experience!

Danny

[knocked into a building by the Car-puter's expandable engine] Great, my first car accident and I'm not even driving yet.

Danny

[to Skulker and random ghosts] Well gang, there's good news and bad news. The good news? My powers are back. Bad news? My powers are BACK! [uses the Ghost Wail on them]