ValerieVlad Masters is Vlad Plasmius?! Phantom was right all along...And all this time I've been doing all his dirty work! Well, not anymore. [sly voice] Better watch out, Vlad, 'cause one of the ghosts I'm huntin' now, is you!
A character in Danny Phantom
Played by Cree Summer
Danny Phantom · 303 quotes
Tied for 9th most-quoted character in Danny Phantom: in 15 of its 303 quotes
Most scenes with: Dark Danny (9), Sam Manson (5), Tucker Foley (4)
ValerieVlad Masters is Vlad Plasmius?! Phantom was right all along...And all this time I've been doing all his dirty work! Well, not anymore. [sly voice] Better watch out, Vlad, 'cause one of the ghosts I'm huntin' now, is you!
Sam, hide!
No time! [pushes Danny into the bushes]
ValerieNo escaping me now, ghost boy! [sees Danny and Sam kissing]
[shrieks] Do you mind?!
ValerieAh, gross, loser love! I always knew you two geeks would end up together. [flies off]
That sounded like Valerie. [looks at Danny, who is smiling] Uh, Danny? Danny? You didn't think it was a real kiss, did you?
[nervously] No! Why? Did you?
[Sam bites her lip. The scene cuts to the next day at school.]
Wait! You guys kissed?
No! It was a fake-out make-out!
But that still has the words "make" and "out" in it, right?
[school bell rings]
ValerieLater for you, punk!
I'll be waiting, creep!
[Valerie and Danny both change back into their normal states, run toward the same Health Sciences class, and bump into each other.]
ValerieWatch it, punk!
You watch it, creep!
Fenton! Gray! Congratulations, you two stragglers are paired up for a special week-long health sciences project. I now pronounce you man, wife, and child.
[Mrs. Testlaff hands Danny the flour sack.]
I am so not kissing the bride!
ValerieWhat makes you think you can?!
[Danny and Valerie head into an alleyway, attempting to hide behind a dumpster, but see that Sam is already there. Sam points to Danny]
Hiding from Dash.
[Sam points to Valerie]
ValerieHiding from Nathan. You?
[Sam points off-screen. The camera cuts to a shot of Sam's mother holding a large pink and yellow dress outside the alleyway.]
Sammikins, at least try it on!
ValerieHey, Danny.
Hey, Val.
"Hey, Val"? Isn't that the same Val that's usually on a jet sled trying to paste Danny?
Yep. And apparently next week, we're having cookies with Skulker!
Danny, you beat the big bad guy, and you saved the town. That's enough for one day, dont'cha think?
Almost. Dash Baxter]].
You've got a lot of nerve walking up to me in broad daylight, Fenton!
Actually, I wanted to say I was sorry. I pulled some pranks on you and - well, with all the weirdness of the last few days, I'm sorta thinking that just because I can do something doesn't mean I should. So, apology accepted?
[cut to Danny hanging from a flagpole by his underpants]
Apology accepted
[Danny's underwear tears and he falls to the ground screaming]
ValerieLooks like everything's back to normal.
[about his PDA] It's picking up Technus! Something in his new upgrade is making my PDA all wonky.
Like at the mall... And the lab... And the ferris wheel! He's pushing Danny and Valerie together! [Tucker laughs] [unimpressed] If you're done, we have to tell Danny.
[giggling and speaking] You wanna tell Danny that Technus is playing matchmaker? How do you think he's gonna react to that?
[Scene changes to the next day with Danny laughing]
[annoyed] Are you done yet?
No. [keeps laughing] Okay, now I'm done. You're trying to tell me that Technus is trying to hook me up? Come on! Technus hates emotions!
And hello? He's using yours against you.
Dim lights, stalled ferris wheel - You think the universe wants you two to be together?
[Valerie is shown hiding in the bushes]
Well, maybe, but... I don't know... I might.
[Sam and Valerie gasp]
Uh...really? Because Tech...
[sees Valerie hiding] Uh... Technically because we just want you to be happy! If you like her we'll just have to make space for her at our table. [eye twitches]
Speaking of Valerie I was suppose to meet her before class. [Danny walks away and Valerie shows up]
ValerieDid you mean that?
Um...uh...yeah, sure. If Danny likes you and you like Danny, the least we can do is give you a chance. [Valerie hugs Sam] Human contact...crushing Goth...indifference....
[Valerie proving that the one in the ghost hunting suit wasn't her]
That could've been you!
ValerieNo, because it never was me.
I'm sorry I didn't believe you. You did do a good job protecting your friend. I guess I can let it go this time.
ValerieYou're only saying that because the suit's destroyed.
Bingo.
[gives Danny the ring] Here you go.
You sure about this?
Well, she said she'd give up ghost hunting. For me. Besides, I like her, and she likes me – isn't it supposed to be that simple?
[shrugs] Clueless.
Valerie[puts her hand on Danny's shoulder] Danny?
Wow. I-I'm glad you're here. I, uh wanted to ask you something.
ValerieActually, me first. [Sam and Tucker walk off] Danny, I've had a lot of fun these last few days, but my life's way too complicated right now for us to be anything other than... friends.
Just... friends? B-b-but I thought...
ValerieI thought, too. But there's something important I have to do, and I don't want you to get hurt because of it. Besides, it's not like you were going to give me some lame class ring, right? [kisses him on the cheek]
Ye-eah, right.
[Valerie leaves as Danny opens his hand holding the ring and looks at it. Valerie goes behind the corner of the school building, changes into her new suit, then looks back at Danny seeing how sad he looks. She gets a determined look on her and flies off. Danny sits down as Sam returns]
[gives the ring to Sam] Can you hang on to this?
[tosses up the ring like a coin] Ah, clueless.
[Vlad has just asked Valerie to hunt "Dani Phantom", but she misheard him.]
ValerieDanny Phantom? That guy's been an intangible pain in my butt for a long time.
Oh no, sorry my dear. Not Danny Phantom, [turns around a computer monitor depicting Danielle] Dani Phantom, with an "i". A girl ghost.
Valerie[unimpressed] You're kidding, there's a girl called Dani Phantom? Huh, these ghosts gotta come up with more original names.
[Valerie has chased Danielle into a condemned building]
ValerieListen, kid, I know you're in here. [switches on helmet light] And I know something evil is hunting you.
[hiding behind a table; quietly] Yeah, no kidding!
[Danielle has just saved Valerie by phasing them through falling debris and flying outside, but was seen transforming]
Valerie[backs away] You're...you're a girl AND a ghost?
And you're welcome.
[Valerie is holding Danielle hostage]
Let me go!
ValerieNot on your afterlife, ghost girl!
[looks at her dissolving hands] That's exactly what I'm afraid of!
ValerieI don't hate you, Danny. It's because of you that I'm the most powerful ghost hunter in Amity Park.
[annoyed] Hey! What about the Fentons?
Valerie[amused] Are you kidding? They couldn't catch a ghost if it was living under their own roof.
...True.
ValerieYou don't think it's a little dangerous flying into the lab of a family of ghost hunters?
[the camera pans to show Jack pressed tightly against the top of a full, glass containment chamber by ghost mass]
Something tells me we'll...be okay.
[Danny grabs the Ecto-Dejector and takes Valerie outside. He presses the Fenton Flush lever, causing the contained ghosts to be flushed into the Ghost Zone. He flies away while invisible. Jack falls to the bottom, looks around, and grins.]
He-he-hey! Am I good or what? [cheesy grin]
Dark DannyDavid Kaufman · 181 quotes
Sam MansonGrey DeLisle · 95 quotes
Tucker FoleyRickey D'Shon Collins · 76 quotes
Jack FentonRob Paulsen · 44 quotes
Maddie FentonKath Soucie · 29 quotes
Jazz FentonColleen O'Shaughnessey · 28 quotes
Vlad PlasmiusMartin Mull · 27 quotes
LMr. Lancer22 quotes
DashS. Scott Bullock · 15 quotes
BGBox Ghost10 quotes
PaulinaMaria Canals-Barrera · 10 quotes
SSkulker10 quotes
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