Ghost Writer quotes from Danny Phantom

[Danny shoves an orange into Walker's mouth, hoping to end the ghost fight]

Ghost Writer

[typing] Young Danny thought quickly and picked up an orange.

He threw it at Walker who... [stops typing and thinks; angrily] Aw, crud! Nothing rhymes with orange!

Danny

"Roses are red; violets are blue.

Once these fry, I'm guessing this lame poem is...! [Destroys the keyboard] Through.

NO!!!"

Ghost Writer

Danny screamed.

Danny

"I'm still talking in rhyme!"

Ghost Writer

I would have forewarned you, if given the time!

There are two ways to finish this poem. Just two.

I'd type out "The End", but I can't, thanks to you!

So, now, you'll guide this story of the ghost who hates Christmas!

Think you can do it? All mopey and listless?

[Gets thrown in the prison truck] You think this ends here? You’re about to get burned!

This story's not done 'TIL THE LESSON IS LEARNED!

Danny

And that's when I thought, maybe this is the moral –

In the same way my folks love their old Christmas quarrel:

Everyone celebrates in the way of their choosing.

I was so busy whining, I started abusing

The ones I loved most and I ruined their cheer.

I'll try to be better come Christmas next year.

Sam

Uh, nice sentiment, but what are you, a greeting card?

Tucker

Yeah. Why you talking in rhyme?

Jazz

Such a dork.

Danny

We're not talking in rhyme. [excited] We're not talking in rhyme!

[As Ghost Writer is shown in a prison cell, a bear-like creature scoots up to him. Ghost Writer tries to scurry away until he sees Walker in front of the bars, holding an orange]

Walker

Orange?

Ghost Writer

[exclaims in fear] Get that thing away from me!