Maddie Fenton quotes from Danny Phantom

Maddie

Danny, look at you, I'm not sure I like this late night studying.

Danny

Mom, c'mon. We're just a bunch of kids. In the zoo. At night. Alone. [Everyone stares at him.] We'll be in my room.

We'll be in my room. Fear me.

Jazz

[frustrated] Give me that! [hides Ghost Gabber under couch cushion]

Maddie

[to Danny] Danny, this is becoming a problem! You're constantly late getting home...

Jack

You're shrinking from your chores...

Maddie

Your grades are slipping...

Jack

You're shrinking from your chores...

Danny

You already said chores.

Jack

I know, but when you don't do 'em, I get stuck with 'em.

Vlad

[overshadowing Jack] So, what do you say we liven up this shindig?

Maddie

Jack, what's the matter with you?!

Vlad

[turns around] Why Maddie, didn't you always know I'd turn on you? That when you chose me you chose wrong? [reaches hands out angrily above Maddie]

Jack

[trying to regain control] Get out. Get out of me!

I don't know what's come over you, but when I write about this I swear--

Jack

[clutches Maddie] Ghost... overpowering me... Maddie, run. WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH

He's a ghost? This is the story of the century!

Maddie

[dragging Harriet away from the scene] Come on! We have to get to the Fenton Family Ghost Assault Vehicle! [worriedly] I mean, the RV!

Lazy, unfocused, ill-prepared, lethargic. Need I go on?

Danny

Dad, I-

Jack

Now that's enough of your sass talk, mister!

Maddie

What do you suggest, Mr. Lancer?

Danny will pass. I know he's capable. But I'd like to spend his after school hours in my office studying until I administer the makeup exam.

Jazz

But he has stuff to do after class!

Danny

But I have stuff to do after class! How do you know that?!

Ah, but consider this: If you fail, you may be held back a year. If it's boring once, imagine taking it again.

Maddie

Get this straight, Danny. You're a Fenton. Fentons get "A"s, or in your father's case, "B" minuses.

Jack

[looking proud] Solid "B" minuses!

Maddie

Until you retake that test and pass it with flying colors, we are FORBIDDING access to all electronic devices.

Danny

[cell phone rings] It's Tucker.

Jack

[snatches Danny's phone] He's BUSY! [crushes Danny's phone]

Maddie

[to Danny, in a serious tone] Were you spying on them?

Danny

All right, all right! I was spying on Jazz and I'm really...

Jack

[whispers] Good job.

Maddie

[whispers] Yeah, way to go, Danny. And if you see Jazz with that hooligan again, you let us know.

[loudly] And don't do it again!

Jack

[whispers] But seriously, feel free to do it again.

Jack

[about Johnny 13] He's on the run!

Maddie

And I've got the Fenton Anti-Creep Stick. Let's get him!

Jack

Sweetie, that's just a regular bat.

Maddie

Yep, but it's a bat with the word 'Fenton' on it. [jumps out the door]

Jack

Man, that's hot!

Sam

A curfew?

Tucker

An escort?

Danny

Okay, who's the idiot security adviser who came up with these lame ideas?

Jack

Fear not, young ones, we're here to make sure this school is prepared for any ghost emergencies.

Maddie

[on megaphone] You must be cautious, at any time one of these ectoplasmic malefactors - [spots Danny in the crowd] hi sweetie! [Danny ducks down and blushes] - could appear out of nowhere.

Danny

[to Sam & Tucker] Time to sit in the back where nobody can notice us?

Sam

Time to sit in the back where nobody can notice us.

Maddie

[to Danny, with Fenton Bazooka to his head, about to shoot] By the authority invested in me by the city of Amity Park, I sentence you back from once you came!

Danny

Oh man, I have got to start paying more attention in these fights.

Maddie

[finds note on Fenton Bazooka, reads it] "Honey, forgot to fully charge Fenton Bazooka. - Jack. P.S.: Can I have a cookie?"

Danny

With that, I bid you a fond farewell. [flies away]

Maddie

[waves fist] You haven't seen the last of me!

Danny

[out of earshot] Duh, I'll see you at dinner.

Maddie

[reading ghost detector] This ecto-storm is coming from the direction of 917 Maple Street.

Jack

917 Maple, eh? I could have sworn it was coming from that big spooky house with the big, swirly cloud overhead.

Maddie

And Jack? Try not to trash the house while I'm gone.

Jack

[sighs] Suck the house into a parallel dimension ONE TIME, and you just can't let it go, can you?

Vlad

Why, Maddie and Danny Fenton.

Vlad Masters?!

Vlad

Oh, what a completely unexpected and totally unplanned surprise. [pulls gift baskets out of nowhere] Personalized gift baskets? [Maddie runs up and grabs them]

Danny

[suspiciously] You're up to something.

Vlad

Oh, you think? [to a hidden microphone] They're here, kill Jack.

Maddie

What was that?

Vlad

I said... Flapjacks! Mm-hm, pancakes. I have pancakes.

Maddie

As much as I hate to say it, I'm afraid we're gonna have to go back to Vlad's.

Danny

But he's my archenemy! ...I mean ...he said all those horrible things about Dad!

Maddie

We both know he's a creep. But he's a creep with a phone and transportation. And pancakes!

Vlad

[to Maddie] I've been able to forgive Jack for a lot of things. Causing the accident that ruined my life, stealing you, the backwash incident...

Maddie

Whoa, whoa, back up. What was that?

Vlad

Causing the accident that ruined my life?

Maddie

No, no. After that.

Vlad

The backwash incident?

Maddie

[frustrated] No! In. The. Middle!

Vlad

Oh, the "stealing you" part? [sighs] You were always able to see right through me, Maddie.

[To the Fentons and the Mansons] Some might call this little act of rebellion, "a cry for attention." But I call it, "a cry for detention!" Ha, ha, ha! Isn't that clever?

Sam

[angrily] Nice job, Danny! Maybe I should’ve cried, “Hey, it’s Inviso-Bill”!

Danny

I’m sorry! I don’t know what came over me back there...

Jack

[to Danny] Bad judgment, that’s what! Next time think before you act! [wrist ectoplasmic goo launcher accidentally misfires and splatters goo all over Sam’s parents]

Obviously, the apple doesn't fall far from the overbearing, orange jumpsuited tree!

Jack

You got a problem with jumpsuits?!

Maddie

Jack, let me handle this... You got a problem with jumpsuits?!

[ignores them] Samantha... I forbid you from seeing this boy, or any of your other troubled friends.

Sam

My friends are perfectly normal!

[stares for a moment, then facepalms] This is so wrong!

Jack

Nick work, kids! You caught that weirdo Goth punk thief red-handed!

I'm just happy you're all safe.

They're more than safe, they're heroes.

Maddie

We're so proud of you!

[yelling] But you're all still grounded!

Grounded, schmounded! This is cruel and unusual punishment!

Sam

[shown to be wearing a pink floral dress] I know... But it was the only way I could convince them to lift their restraining order on Danny.

Danny

At least Freakshow's in custody and the stolen goods were returned.

Tucker

So why do I feel like we're forgetting something...?

Waiting for Godot, is anybody out there?! [crying] This is so wrong!

[Comes in] See you Monday.