Tucker Foley quotes from Danny Phantom

Tucker

We’re only friends on your terms, but now, I make the rules around here. And my first rule is: No more Danny Phantom!

Tucker

[being chased by a monster truck] Ahhh!

Tucker

Yes!

Tucker

NO!

Tucker

Now I've missed my 4:05 feeding! [clutches at Sam, dramatically] If I don't make it...tell my PDA, I love her. [lays down against Sam] The cell phone meant nothing to me.

Tucker

Now I know how my chili fries feel!

Tucker

[as the gang's leaving the Ghost Zone] If we went in through the billboard's mouth, I don't wanna know where we're comin' out!

Jack

So, Danny! You and your little friends want to hunt ghosts.

Danny

Ah, Ac-ac-actually Dad? I want to be an astronaut.

Sam

Sorry, Mr. Fenton. I was into ghosts, but they're so mainstream now. They're like cellphones.

Tucker

Waste these looks and all this charisma hunting ghosts? Criminal.

Jack

Well, if you do want to hunt ghosts, there are a few things you need to learn.

Danny

It's been a month since the accident and I barely have any control. If I don't watch it I go to geek to freak around here.

Tucker

Kind of what you're doing now.

Tucker

Huh. Shouldn't be so bad. She looks a little like my grandmother.

Danny

Shouldn't she be haunting a bingo hall?

Hello, children. Can you help me? Today's lunch is meatloaf, but I don't see the meatloaf. Did someone change the menu?

Tucker

Yeah. (points his thumb at Sam) She did.

(suddenly becomes extremely angry, with her hair flaming on end and eyes flashing red) ME ME ME ME (The trio gasps.) ME ME ME ME ME (she yells as green flames surround her and appear circling above her head)

Danny

Get behind me! (Sam and Tucker promptly jump behind him)

Sam

(sarcastically) Wow. I feel safe.

Sam

Oh, please. Paulina? Girls like her are a dime a dozen.

Danny

How much change you got?

Sam

Haha, very funny. Just remember, you can't judge a book by its cover.

Tucker

Well, there's only one way to find out. Go on, Danny. Go to that library and check out that book.

Danny

I-I can't. I get weak-kneed when I try to talk to cute girls.

Sam

[angrily] Oh, and you have absolutely no problems talking to me?

Tucker

[notices the haunted TV remote bought at Danny's garage sale is floating] I'm not schooled in the ways of the rich, but do all your remotes do that?

Sam

No. Well, my toaster does, but it's from Denmark.

Danny

[to Sam; trying prove who he is since he's in Poindexter's body] In second grade, Tucker threw up in your lunchbox, but he told you Ricky Marsh did it.

Sam

What?! I kicked him off the monkey bars for that! [faces Tucker, with a surprised/angry look] It was you?! [gasps]

Danny?!

[having Danny at his mercy] Tremble before the might of the Box Ghost, as you are devoured by- [pauses and reads the side of a box] -oh yeah... costumes and props from the Broadway classic, My Fair Lady! [hurls contents of box at Danny] Beware! [flees]

Sam

[about to start a presentation about freeing frogs from being dissected] Fellow students, something sick and disgusting is happening right right here in our school. And I'm about to show you what it is! [pulls up curtain, and Danny is shown slumped in a dress costume]

Tucker

Woo! Take it off! [Sam glares at him] No, seriously, you should take that off. That's weird.

Sam

[to Danny] Thanks to you, my "Save the Frogs" presentation was a total bust!

Tucker

And speaking of bust, did you see Danny in that bra? Puse is not your color, pal.

Sam

[sneezing twice] I'm sick as a dog and I hate sports. Why am I here?

Tucker

Because Danny's here and he's got the best seat in the house!

[off-screen] And now, everybody, here they are, your very own Casper High Ravens!

Danny

[sarcastically, after being trod on by football team while wearing the mascot costume] Fill in for the mascot. It'll be fun. You'll meet cheerleaders.

Jazz

[to Sam and Tucker, after seeing Danny transform into a ghost] Did you see that?! Tell me I didn't see what I saw!

Tucker

It's not what you think, Jazz!

Sam

[shoves Tucker's ice cream into his mouth] Of course it's not what you think. Ghosts aren't real! Jazz, you sound like your father.

Well, that's enough damage for one afternoon. [transforms into his blob-like state and disappears through the ceiling]

Tucker

I sure hope they're insured.

Danny

Great, he got away again. Another ringing endorsement for the town's screw-up.