Paulina quotes from Danny Phantom

Paulina

[as Danny is shooting Lydia's tattoos away one by one] HE LOVES ME! He loves me not. HE LOVES ME! [she beams at him]

Paulina

[to Danny, as Sayonara Paulina] Hi, I'm Paulina. I'm cute, swell, and full of big-headed anime goodness!

Danny

Bye-bye, kitty!

Danny

So, you think it's cool that I've got these powers?

Paulina

Cool? No. I think it's hot! See ya!

Danny

I'm hot? I'm hot? I'm hot!

Dash

[shoots Danny with water gun] That'll cool you off. By the way, this isn't water, if you catch my drift.

Paulina

I'm so embarrassing myself. Danny, could you be an angel and give me a little invisible help?

Danny

But that's cheating. [Paulina kisses Danny on the cheek] ...Or creative point scoring! I'll be right back after your strike.

Danny

[to Paulina who is no longer overshadowed by Kitty] Do you know who I am, by any chance?

Paulina

Yeah. You're that ghost boy who saved me. Twice, apparently. Inviso-Bill, right?

Danny

[scowls] I need a publicist.

Paulina

Hey, they got my parents!

Dash

Mine too!

Kwan

Cool! Party at Dash's house!

Paulina

Like, what is wrong with you?! [pushes Kwan over]

Paulina

[to Danny] I baked some cookies for you.

I did your math homework.

Danny

Now, ladies. You can't influence the judge with cookies and - [sees the papers Star is holding] Whoa! Is this homework done all the way through next semester?

Mm-hmm.

Danny

This pleases me. [Dash grabs him and holds him in the air]

Dash

Hey, Fen-toid! It's only been two hours and I'm already tired of you hogging all the hotties! [Danny snaps his fingers, Paulina kicks Dash, making him drop Danny] Ow! Aah!

Get him! [Girls chase Dash away]

Tucker

Henceforth, all in the realm shall eat nothing but meat, and all citizens must wear red berrets. [to the girls] Including you, handmaidens.

[whispering to Paulina] He's clearly under a spell.

Paulina

[seething to Star] I don't care if he's under some spell. He dies for this! [snapping at Tucker] Haven't you heard of nail clippers?!

Any other edicts, my King?

Tucker

Yes. Mini skirt Fridays. It's a good idea whose time has come.

What shall I do about these ridiculous laws?

Oh, implement them. Let the child have his moment of glory. Once the Sphinx is completed and I have the scepter, this realm shall be mine!

Danny

You're... helping me?

Dash

Well, duh! You've only been helping us for, like, ever!

Paulina

[kissing Danny on the cheek] "Paulina Fenton." Hee, I finally wrapped my mind around it!

Sam

Okay, I'm feeling relieved and nauseated at the same time.

Kwan

I heard this camp is haunted.

Dash

Me too. They say there's a monster in the woods at Lake Eerie.

Paulina

And two in the lake!

[nervous babbling]

Danny

[sarcastic] Just what we need, amateur ghost stories.

Miss Tetslaff

[blows whistle] Pipe down, campers. This camp is definitely not haunted!

[screams] There's a ghost monster in the woods, AND IT TOOK LESTER!