Kwan quotes from Danny Phantom

Sam

[to Kwan] I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm going to a Goth poetry reading tonight. It may not be your kind of thing but...?

Kwan

So...It's like a pity date?

Sam

Not a date, but plenty of pity.

Kwan

[cheerfully] Aw, sweet!

Darkness... eternal... I wait for your kiss. In the nothing, I see your bleak smile.

Kwan

Oh, cool, me next!

Sam

Oh, no.

Kwan

[on stage] And now, a little poem I like to call, "The Fluffy Clouds All Look Like Footballs."

And stay out! [slams the door]

Paulina

Hey, they got my parents!

Dash

Mine too!

Kwan

Cool! Party at Dash's house!

Paulina

Like, what is wrong with you?! [pushes Kwan over]

Kwan

I heard this camp is haunted.

Dash

Me too. They say there's a monster in the woods at Lake Eerie.

Paulina

And two in the lake!

[nervous babbling]

Danny

[sarcastic] Just what we need, amateur ghost stories.

Miss Tetslaff

[blows whistle] Pipe down, campers. This camp is definitely not haunted!

[screams] There's a ghost monster in the woods, AND IT TOOK LESTER!