Sam Manson quotes from Danny Phantom

Danny

I can't believe Jazz told Spectra that she thinks I'm a loser.

Sam

Are you sure Jazz said that? That doesn't sound like Jazz to me.

Jazz

Hey, you guys. What doesn't sound like Jazz to you?

Danny

[scowls at Jazz]

Jazz

Still mad?

Danny

[sarcastically] Wow, you are the smart one!

Jazz

[to Sam and Tucker, after seeing Danny transform into a ghost] Did you see that?! Tell me I didn't see what I saw!

Tucker

It's not what you think, Jazz!

Sam

[shoves Tucker's ice cream into his mouth] Of course it's not what you think. Ghosts aren't real! Jazz, you sound like your father.

Sam

[to Danny] You're not much of a dog catcher.

Danny

Yeah, no kidding. Who let the dogs in? [Sam stares] See, the song is "Who Let The Dogs Out," but I said "Who Let the Dogs In." [Sam continues staring] I'll be right back. [dives under the table]

Sam

Bring some new jokes!

Danny

Sam, hide!

Sam

No time! [pushes Danny into the bushes]

Valerie

No escaping me now, ghost boy! [sees Danny and Sam kissing]

Sam

[shrieks] Do you mind?!

Valerie

Ah, gross, loser love! I always knew you two geeks would end up together. [flies off]

Sam

That sounded like Valerie. [looks at Danny, who is smiling] Uh, Danny? Danny? You didn't think it was a real kiss, did you?

Danny

[nervously] No! Why? Did you?

Tucker

Wait! You guys kissed?

No! It was a fake-out make-out!

Tucker

But that still has the words "make" and "out" in it, right?

Danny

I don't get it Ember McLain comes out of nowhere and suddenly she's the biggest thing since mp3s! It's so...

Sam

[annoyed] Infuriating how mindless prepackaged corporate bubble gum is preventing true musical artists from being heard all from now and Bananas!?

Danny

I was gonna say weird or crazy, but this is so...

Tucker

Ember's not just about music. She is an expression of my unique individuality.

Sam

[sarcastically] Oh yeah, you're one of a kind. Every single one of you.

Danny

[annoyed at Sam] I still don't see why we're not affected by Ember's music.

Sam

[to Danny] Maybe because of your ghost powers and my...

Danny

[to Sam] Individuality or smart intelligence?

Sam

[to Danny] I was gonna say utter distaste for anything popular but, okay. [she blushes] You really think I'm smart?

Danny

[sees Tucker wearing an Ember wig] Tucker, you're starting to scare me. And I fight ghosts!

Tucker

It's an Ember thing. You wouldn't understand it.

Sam

Uh, you do realize she's an evil mind-controlling spirit from another dimension.

Tucker

Yeah, but you said the same thing about Paulina.

Danny

You know, he has a point.

Danny

Are you okay, Sam?

Sam

[snaps out of it and blushes; nervously] Oh... It's just really nice up here, that's all. Flying's nice. [Danny realizes what Sam is talking about and blushes. They suddenly hit a cardboard cutout of Ember and fall] Falling stinks.

Sam

Wait. I know that look. That's that same longing, puppy dog stare you give Paulina.

Danny

Who's Paulina?

Sam

That's a pleasant side effect.

Sam

Oh man! I've never seen this many ghosts attacking at once.

Danny

I'm gonna need a bigger thermos.

Tucker

And a paramedic!

Sam

A curfew?

Tucker

An escort?

Danny

Okay, who's the idiot security adviser who came up with these lame ideas?

Jack

Fear not, young ones, we're here to make sure this school is prepared for any ghost emergencies.

Maddie

[on megaphone] You must be cautious, at any time one of these ectoplasmic malefactors - [spots Danny in the crowd] hi sweetie! [Danny ducks down and blushes] - could appear out of nowhere.

Danny

[to Sam & Tucker] Time to sit in the back where nobody can notice us?

Sam

Time to sit in the back where nobody can notice us.

Danny

[after his ghost sense goes off] Here, AGAIN?!

Tucker

But we're chewing like the wind in an anti-Ghost Zone. Where could the ghost be?

Sam

Survey says, behind us.

Sam

[to Tucker] Ask him what Walker's up to.

Tucker

[speaks Esperanto to Wulf]

[responds back in Esperanto]

Tucker

[rocks back and forth in a casual manner] Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Sam

You have no idea what he's talking about.

Tucker

Nope, not a clue.

Tucker

He says not to touch that.

Sam

[sarcastically] Really? I must have missed the subtext.

Tucker

The collar! It's hurting him!

Sam

What did you think it was? A fashion accessory? We have to get it off.