[in reference to the Fowler's adopted child from China] Let me ask you this question, have you noticed if she has any proclivity for chopsticks?
Why?
Why would she have a proclivity for chopsticks, Larry?
Well, she's Chinese.
Do you think she's also a Kung Fu master?
No, all I'm wondering is this, if you took an American kid who's never used chopsticks before and a Chinese kid who's never used chopsticks before, would the Chinese kid do better?
So the American kid is the control group?
Okay, you know what, she uses a fork.
Do me a favor.
What?
First time she uses chopsticks, gimme a call me and just let me know. Gimme a call and just say "Hey, you know what? You wouldn't believe it.."
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