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CSI: Crime Scene Investigation · Season 8, Episode 2

“A La Cart” quotes from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

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“A La Cart” · Season 8, Episode 2

In this episode: Sara Sidle (3), Ecklie (3), Gil Grissom (2), Catherine Willows (1), Nick Stokes (1), Greg Sanders (1), Jim Brass (1), Warrick Brown (1)

How is your leg?

Fractured in two places.

[Ecklie tries to call Grissom, no answer, so he leaves a message on his phone] Gil, Conrad again. Message three, call me back please. [To Sara] It feeling better?

Yeah.

Good. So, you must know where he is.

Really? Okay, uh... [pauses] Look, I don't wanna play any games here, this is as difficult for me as it is for you. So, let's just, uh, get this over with, shall we? Okay then, um, this is an administrative inquiry. You and your supervisor were in direct violation of lab policy.

Are.

[pauses for a second] Are. In direct violation of lab policy, which states that members of the same forensic team may not engage in a romantic relationship. So, when did you and Supervisor Grissom begin your relationship?

Well, we've always had a relationship.

[pauses, looks uncomfortable] I mean...when did you become intimate?

Two years ago. I think it was a Sunday.

Well, it's a crowded restaurant, somebody must have seen something.

Not exactly, welcome to the latest fad, dining in the dark. [presses a remote that makes the room pitch black] The waiters are blind. No one sees anything. Piece of cake, huh?

Did he just leave?

I think so.

[anxiously] Guys...I have a dead body here...

[talking about go karts] You know, when I was a kid we used to make these things out of lunch trays and old lawn mower engines.

When I was a kid, I used to make bombs.

[looks at Greg]

[holds his fingers up to indicate "small"] Little bombs.

You've been dodging me, it's time to talk. Gil, nobody wants to hear about your love life less than I do, but since you didn't handle this right, I have to take a formal statement. [Grissom (^^) stares at him] It should have been a conversation between friends. I mean, we could find someway around this. Catherine could have done Sara's evaluations. Why didn't you just tell me?

We didn't want you to know.

Don't most women like the world to know they are dating someone?

Where do you get your information about women, Conrad?

[php] Okay... so when did you two... you know...

Nine years ago.

You know what? You two need to get your stories straight.

When did you tell Ecklie we got involved?

Two years ago. Why, what did you tell him?

Nine years ago.

Sara (laughs): The Forensic Academy conference.

Yeah. You, uh, had too many questions about anthropology for some reason.

Well, I was stalling. I was trying to get the nerve to ask you to dinner.

You had a ponytail.

I'm gonna move to swing.

We talked about this.

I know that you said you would do it but I don't wanna do that to the team. Besides, I am sure that I could use more daylight in my life.[long pause] We should go.

Yeah.

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