Well, Rick Chilson did call Sabrina a "bitch" while we were talking.
Charming.
Yeah, he's an ass, but his alibi checks out.
S4 E19Bad Words
You know, Sam ... that word that you wrote on the floor ... you know, that's a really bad word.
SASam Abernathy
I hear it all the time. My grandma says it. (strikes a match and puts it out in the mug.) My mom says it. (strikes another match and puts it out in the mug.) And my sister says it. (strikes another match.) Well... she used to say it. (blows the match out and watches the smoke rise up from the burned match. He drops it into the mug)
S4 E20Dead Ringer
[Grissom is driving next to Catherine who's running. The title theme from Chariots of Fire is playing from the SUV]
[out of breath] What the hell kind of music is that?
Inspiration.
Sedative!
Okay. [Grissom changes the song to a country one.] How's this?
How 'bout something that doesn't twang?
[Grissoms changes it to "Are You Gonna Be My Girl?" by Jet]
I just made Lieutenant. I've got nothing to prove.
A man with nothing to prove. Now that would be a first.
Those the best you got? [He points over to Grissom and Catherine]
Yeah, yeah, you got lucky.
Well, if they're not I'll fly mine in.
Let me put it to you this way - I'd want them investigating my murder.
This is, like, a two- $300 la Perla Nightie, ripped to shreds.
Oh, looks comfortable.
It's not designed to stay on that long.
David [to Greg]: So, how was your run?
I'm still alive.
(When a corpse found on the roadside turns out to be a LAPD SES officer)
So much for the race.
At least we didn't come last.
(After Grissom pulls the SUV off of the road during her run)
What are you taking a leak? The follow car is supposed to stay with the runner! We've been training for months, man. 20 C.S.I.s, 120 miles.
Don't blame me. Blame him. (shines his flashlight on a corpse)
Sooner or later, everybody gets replaced.
Talk to me when it happens to you.
How many cops are in town this weekend?
Twenty thousand. And the road is closed to civilians.
Spring break with a badge. Well, this ought to be fun. Every suspect's in law enforcement.
Well, the race isn't the only reason these guys come to town. It's a good party.
Too much running, too much partying?
L.A. S-E-S. They go all out.
Work hard, play hard, die young, leave a good-looking corpse.
WWWill Warshall
If I'm going to kill a guy, I'm not going to do it with twenty thousand cops around.
Well ... sounds like you've been giving it some serious thought.
WWWill Warshall
Well, every cop does. My way? A sniper shot ... two hundred meters out. Coleman'd never even hear the "am" in "blam."
SMrs. Senteno
I married a cop. With that comes alcohol and women to take the edge off. First time ... he said it meant nothing. He promised never to do it again. By the third time ... I told him to stop confessing. I wasn't going anywhere.
Don't ask, don't tell.
SMrs. Senteno
I wasn't willing to trade my family for the flavor of the month. That doesn't make me pathetic.
Will Warshall, this is Catherine Willows, from the Crime Lab.
WWWill Warshall
There's something very wrong in the world if a woman like you is only handling test tubes.
If you think that's all I handle, you're not as smart as you think.
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