CSI: Crime Scene Investigation · Season 4
This is the first time a roller coaster has derailed in Clark County. Huge criminial and civil liabitilities issues, so keep it quiet. Photograph the scene. Bag and tag the detritus. Forklift anything bigger than Greg. We're going to put up a tent on the other side of the parking lot for crime scene reconstruction. Questions?
Yeah. What's that guy doing so far away from the others?
Curious, isn' t it? [walks away]
So when he asks if anybody has any questions he's not really asking?
There are three things in human life that are important, the first is to be kind, the second one is to be kind and the third one is to be kind.
Henry James.
Very good, author of one of the greatest horror stories ever written, Turn of the Screw, and I'm looking for one.
A screw?
Yes.
I found something a little unusual for a roller coaster. Not a sailor but a...
Semen. Sex on the roller coaster?
Or some kid shaking hands with Shorty.
The release of epinephrine and adrealine while riding a roller coaster can produce a stimlatory effect. It enhances ejaculation.
Right.
Shoots my theory to hell. Nobody tampers with their sex machine.
I thought that Nick was the best candidate for the position.
Why?
Because he didn't care whether he got the job or not.
That's a stupid reason.
Some people in this town think I'm a murderer.
Some people in this town know you're a murderer.
They used to tell me back in the day that if you were caught cheating you'd get a couple whacks on the hand with a ball peen hammer.
Ow.
Second time you got caught you'd lose a limb.
Third time?
A long walk in the desert with a shovel.
I'm curious. What bothers you more? The fact that you couldn't pin a murder on me....or that Catherine cashed my check? [Grissom gives him a look] There were no strings on that money.
Hey, hey, Nick, Congratulations on your almost promotion. Seriously, you deserved it.
Wow, that's really hard for you isn't it?
Yeah, it is.
Maybe rape is just foreplay for this guy. Maybe what he really gets off on is killing.
That's not what the evidence says.
Well, maybe the evidence is wrong.
You can be wrong, I can be wrong, but the evidence is just the evidence.
(When Grissom wants a blood sample)
This is harassment. I've already given you guys a DNA sample.
You know that bone marrow donation you gave to your brother? I checked your medical records, his body rejected it and he died. I'm guessing that's when you found out about your unique condition.
The doctors explained it. I'm a creature of myth.
A chimera. A head of a lion, body of a goat, tail of a dragon. You're a genetic anomoly. One person two completely different sets of DNA.
Officer (referring to Sara): She's lucky she wasn't on the strip; that's highway patrol's jurisdiction. She blew .09. Technically she's over, but they just lowered the limit so we cut her a break and didn't book her. But we did have to call the supervisor. (Grissom and the Officer enter the waiting room where Sara is)
Well, thank you. I appreciate the courtesy.
No problem. (Grissom walks over to Sara, sits down next to her, and squeezes her hand)
C'mon, I'll take you home.
What?
How many vacation days do you have on the books?
About ten weeks, I guess. Why?
I think you should take a week or two.
I'm still on the case. I just didn't do the interview for once in my life. When was the last time that you took a vacation, never, right?
Okay.
Grissom, I have some information that'll be of a use to you but before you get it, I need a decision.
What?
I'm tired of being on the fence here. Either I'm in the lab or I'm in the field. Which is it?
Well, as soon as you can find and train a replacement, you can be in the field. Until then I need you in the lab. Now give.
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