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CSI: Crime Scene Investigation · Season 4, Episode 19

“Bad Words” quotes from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

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“Bad Words” · Season 4, Episode 19

In this episode: Catherine Willows (3), Warrick Brown (3), Gil Grissom (2), Nick Stokes (2), Greg Sanders (2), Sara Sidle (1), Jim Brass (1), David Hodges (1)

[Reading the high school newspaper and a column by the victim]

The lead story by editor and chief Sabrina Abernathy, entitled: "Varsity Hazing Ritual". Now listen to this: "The question is not whether the so called student athletes should be expelled, but whether or not they should be arrested."

Why, what'd they do?

Apparently something with several hookers and alot of testosterone.

Whatever happened to toliet paper and trees?

[Grissom and Sara search suspect Craig Kaufman's room for evidence for something connecting to the false word EXVINS]

What are you looking for?

A six-letter word.

[Grissom finds a replica Tokarev gun among Craig's things]

P-I-S-T-O-L? It's not the word we were looking for, but it's interesting.

Everyone but the little guy was gettin' high and gettin' by. Daughter was on uppers, Mom's on downers and Grandma was on the cancer stick.

Ritalin, Valium and Grandma's a liar.

Pants on fire.

Sara (talking to a suspect about a broken mirror at the crime scene): You know that's seven years bad luck.

More like seven to ten.

(About trace evidence)

What's it used for?

Mostly Greg-Sanders-Wear. Um, names, airband logos, inane sayings, anything that could be put on a t-shirt.

Grissom (to Craig after he doesn't say anything about letting Adam choke): Out of words?

Well, Rick Chilson did call Sabrina a "bitch" while we were talking.

Charming.

Yeah, he's an ass, but his alibi checks out.

You know, Sam ... that word that you wrote on the floor ... you know, that's a really bad word.

SASam Abernathy

I hear it all the time. My grandma says it. (strikes a match and puts it out in the mug.) My mom says it. (strikes another match and puts it out in the mug.) And my sister says it. (strikes another match.) Well... she used to say it. (blows the match out and watches the smoke rise up from the burned match. He drops it into the mug)

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