CSI: Crime Scene Investigation · Season 12
So, Pete was in your office last night, and the two of you got into a fight.
Yeah. That's none of your business.
You're pulling the privacy card. Wow. After you made a career out of exposing everyone else's business. That's a little hypocritical, don't you think?
Guilty.
Ecklie (to Morgan): If you think about it, a wedding's a pretty good place to rob, huh?
You'd be the wedding expert, I guess.
Your mom's a multiple offender too, you know.
But her second one stuck.
Finn (to Ecklie & D.B.): I, uh, found some other stolen things in the ambulance, and if it's okay with you two, I'd like to return one tiny piece of evidence.
On what grounds?
It has sentimental value.
I didn't know you had sentiments.
I didn't say they were mine.
Nick (to Archie): Earning your money on this one, huh, Arch?
Oh, man, I am so sick of looking for this face.
Well, look at the bright side.
Oh, we still know who we're looking for. Ha, ha, ha. Yeah, man, I am tired of that joke and I am getting really tired here.
Sara (to Brass): You think she's lying? You think she knew Kiel?
I think she's more than lying. I think we're looking at a modern Ma Barker here. You know, Ma Barker had four sons. Herman, Lloyd, Arthur and Fred. Masterminded her own Little Crime House on the Prairie.
Wow. You're like a World Book of Crime.
Morgan (to Hodges): I didn't know you spoke Italian.
Si, Italiano è la lingua dell'amore.
Oh, I always thought the language of love was français.
Only to the French.
Touché.
Live fast, die young.
Not me. The wife's pushing for a minivan. Bugging me about safety ratings and car seat compatibility.
So, do you have some news to share?
No, no, it's still hypothetical. But hypothetically, I don't want my kid's first impression of his dad to be some minivan-driving geek.
What are you worried about? Your kid's still gonna think you're the coolest guy on the planet. That is till Uncle Nicky comes over and picks him up in a GT500.
Thanks, man.
You're welcome.
D.B. (to Sara): Can you imagine? The whole world seems upside down to you, enemies in every shadow, never knowing for sure what's real and what's not, and then you finally meet two friends? People you have a dream in common with.
For once, you fit?
Yeah. Like three gears, three damaged gears that are finally meshing, and they're working, they're racing, they're not just dreaming.
Until it all goes up in flames, because there really was someone lurking in the shadows.
Crazy, isn't it?
Moreno (to Finn): All right, what's going on with you tonight?
It's complicated.
Yeah? You ever think that maybe you're the one that's a little bit complicated, hmm?
You know what? It's so much hotter when you don't talk.
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