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CSI: Crime Scene Investigation · Season 1, Episode 13

“Boom” quotes from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

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“Boom” · Season 1, Episode 13

In this episode: Gil Grissom (9), Catherine Willows (9), Nick Stokes (4), Sara Sidle (3), Jim Brass (3), Ecklie (3), Greg Sanders (1), Warrick Brown (1)

Oh, these fire guys really know how to trash a crime scene.

That's what they do. Put wet stuff on the red stuff.

[Grissom studies the pieces under the scope. There's ticking sounds coming from around him. Suddenly, an alarm rings. Grissom looks up]

Hey. (the alarm continues to ring annoyingly)

Could you find that and turn it off, please? (Sara checks the clocks on the table, then finds it and turns it off. The alarm stops ringing. She picks up another clock)

Find the clock our guy used?

(sighs): Not yet.

This is a good choice. According to the bomb data center which has a record of every component used in any bomb -- from Ted Kaczynski to teenage boys playing with fireworks -- the most recent timing device of choice is made by TimeTell SnoozeWell, $10.99 at any local drugstore. (she hands him the clock)

You spoiled all my fun. (Grissom starts to take apart the clock and Warrick walks in)

Warrick': Gris, can I get something clear here?

Anything's possible.

Catherine gave me this "FP" which was part of the Hansen bomb and I'm supposed to figure out what tool the bomber used to engrave it.

You isolate the tool, and then we trace it.

Yeah, but he could've used any number of things to initial it. I mean, screwdriver, a drill bit, a box cutter.

It's the same as guns-- we eliminate them one at a time.

*sigh* So what are you guys up to?

We're off to blow up some bombs

Oh i definitely got the wrong end of this case!

[Playing off Shakespeare's Hamlet] Alas, poor Warrick!

Sheriff, you arrest Nick now you end his career.

SMSheriff Mobley

So, what can you offer me?

Nothing, except my gut and ten years of experience. He didn't do this.

Ignore the evidence against Stokes it looks like special favors for CSI.

SMSheriff Mobley

Well, I can't have that. Not and keep my post.

So give me twelve hours, access to the crime scene and evidence without filing papers on Nick.

SMSheriff Mobley

Twelve hours. But then we arrest Mr. Stokes with all the attendant documentation.

(Jack sits at the table in the room. In the observation room, Catherine and Ecklie watch)

I ran priors. The guy's got an '88 conviction for sexual assaults.

(smugly) Boy, if I ever get in trouble, I know which CSI I'm going to.

Let's watch the show.

Hey, Nick ... I'm sorry to hear about your friend.

Who told you?

Catherine': Word travels. It was the day shift coroner.

So people know I was with Kristy last night?

(looks at Grissom with a questioning look) Not yet.

Maybe I should just go to Ecklie and tell him I was there.

When you're a suspect and you're innocent, keep your mouth shut. I'll talk to Ecklie.

Bad idea. You and Ecklie ... oil and water. Just let me get into it.

(looking at the victim) The Van Gogh effect... in stereo. Both ears gone.

Catherine': A perfectly symmetrical amputation. Means he was looking directly at the bomb when it went off.

So either it drew his attention or it was contained in something that seemed benign.

(to Sara and Grissom, who are trying to identify the pipe used in the bombings) Don't you love the smell of sulfur in the afternoon?

You told me you weren't dating her.

I wasn't till last night after I broke up her fight with this guy, uh... Jack.

And Ecklie's at her house now.

Yeah, and I can tell you what he's going to find. My fingerprints; my DNA.

What were you thinking, Nicky?

I wasn't.

The sperm from the condom was frozen at 10:15 am. It's all heads, no tails.

I'm not quite up to speed about the preticulars of....

It takes about 7 hours for bacteria to eat away at the tails, that places time of ejaculation at around 2am. But Kristy's death was at around 6am.

Well, that suggests a lag between ejaculation and Kristy's murder. But that doesn't disprove Nick's presence at the time of the homocide.

You could be a little more supportive.

I need a DNA sample from you, Nick.

I assume you're trying to prove Kristy Hopkins and I were sexually active last night.

We found a condom, used.

And my DNA will match, no warrant necessary. And I have something else for you. (Nick hands Ecklie a piece of paper with writing on it) I got this off a valet surveillance tape.

A license plate number?

Vehicle belongs to Jack Willman. Had a fight with Kristy Hopkins outside the Orpheus last night around midnight.

Well, I'll look into it but come on-- your fingerprints, your DNA, that's what's going into evidence.

You just love that, don't you?

You think I want to believe a CSI could commit murder? Hell I don't even want to believe that a CSI could sleep with a hooker.

You know what? Nick's private life...

Is no longer private. (beat) Catherine, I'm sorry if you guys don't like where the evidence is pointing. But show me otherwise-- tell me I'm wrong. In the meantime, my hands are tied. I have protocol to follow. (leaves)

(to Cath) I hate that guy.

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