Hey, how did you know I forgot my wallet?
I... saw it in your eyes... you look wallet-less.
The world's a dirty place Lacey. Things happen. Things you don't want to know about. Money changes hands; people look the other way; cats go missing.
Hey, let's have eggs in bed. And don't bother scrambling them; we'll get the bed to do it.
[writing a letter] Dear Slumbermatic Bed People. I have been having the best sleeps because of your bed. I'm sure I'm not alone in saying this, but setting nine is my favourite. [knocking at the door] Come in! Oh, I guess I should say that out loud... Gotta go, my soup is here. PS: It's tomato.
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