No fear. You know where I read that?
Where?
On the T-shirt of a kid working down at the co-op. He didn't let fear stand in his way. He stood there bravely bagging onions.
S1Pilates Twist
I don't even want to get into your pants.
And you're not going to with that kind of whining.
If I start a Pilates class, will you join?
That depends.
On what?
On what is Pilates?
Oh okay. Pilates is a method of unifying your mind and body...
You lost me.
Oh, come on Brent. Don't you wanna unify your mind and body?
No, I'm not gonna put all my eggs in one basket!
He's going 120!
Yep.
Aren't you gonna pull him over?
Nooo.
Why not?
I can't move right now.
S1Oh Baby!
A child's mind is their strength and their weakness.
You're like Yoda.
I don't know what that means.
Do you have any books about child psychology?
AAlice
About what?
Child psychology.
AAlice
Chives on top of me?
Yes, that's right, Alice. I want a book about chives on top of you.
Hurts, don't it?
Why do they make cars out of metal? They should know that there’s a certain percentage of children that are evil.
S1Grad '68
Are you saying I'm that easy to distract?
Look Oscar, this spoon's dirty. [holds up spoon]
Really? [Oscar snatches the spoon and cleans it]
At least I'm not...
Blonde? Thin? Pretty?
I'm pretty...
I stand by my work... had I done it.
I was young and bored, thin and pretty.
What the hell happened?
How much did it cost to get these pictures blown up?
'K, but look, the water tower's unmarked.
You got 'em dry mounted, that's like twenty bucks each.
Why would someone paint 'Grad 68' if it wasn't '68?
I don't know but if you figure that out you'll be halfway to I don't give a damn.
What we have to consider is who, and why.
And... who cares.
S1World’s Biggest Thing
Yeah, Brent. Why don't you look Fitzy's grandma in the eye and give her one good reason this town can't build a great big dirty hoe.
I didn't know whether to tell you this or not, but someone in town has a crush on me.
A crush...on you? You couldn't get a dog to lick you if you were covered in gravy.
What the hell are you talking about? Dogs lick me all the time.
So who's got a crush on you? Is Helen Keller back in town?
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