“I didn't know whether to tell you this...” – Oscar, Corner Gas ... TV Quotes Database

I didn't know whether to tell you this or not, but someone in town has a crush on me.

A crush...on you? You couldn't get a dog to lick you if you were covered in gravy.

What the hell are you talking about? Dogs lick me all the time.

So who's got a crush on you? Is Helen Keller back in town?

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