Karen quotes from Corner Gas

Hank

You beat Brent! You're Queen of the Knobs!

Karen

Please don't call me that.

Your meatloaf's good, but I wanted a cheeseburger. Actually, I heard there was sashimi but it's not on the menu.

Karen

I can do sashimi.

Davis

Do you have to have your top button done up when you talk to him?

Karen

What are you saying?

Davis

I'm just sayin' would it kill ya to flirt with him?

Karen

Um, yeah!

Karen

Hey, how did you know I forgot my wallet?

Wanda

I... saw it in your eyes... you look wallet-less.

Emma

First you take three dollops of goop and spread it evenly.

Wanda

It's burning!

Emma

The warmth means it's working.

Wanda

I didn't say warmth. It feels like you're welding my spine.

Emma

That also means it's working.

Karen

What do the red blotches mean?

Emma

It means it's time to shut up.

Wanda

There's blotches?

Karen

No, now your whole back is red.

Wanda

[turns around with her face completely red] Ow. Now it's really burning. My skin is on fire.

Emma

I'm glad that's not me.

I just saw some kids who said Safety Pete was hilarious.

Karen

Yeah but you have to remember, kids are stupid.