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Britta

There are so many clouds; it's so dark!

TTroy

I can't even see the Landing Strip, or any of the other nudie bars!

Shirley

Oh, Heaven help us!

Annie

We must be miles above the ground!

Pierce

That's international airspace. We're literally above the law! Jeff can marry any man he wants.

Jeff

Wait a second guys, I think we're starting to go down.

Shirley

[to Britta] You see, prayer works.

Britta

So does gravity, Shirley.

Shirley

And you know who invented gravity, right?

S4 E9 Intro to Felt Surrogacy

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Jeff

I found the perfect girl for me, and then I met her kid. [starts singing]

I said it didn't bother me,

But truthfully it did

I promised him I'd make it

To a baseball game he had

But I bailed and never called again,

And now I'm just exactly like my dad

Britta

I am an activist,

That's always been my choice

Truth is, I never voted,

Except when I watch The Voice

Annie

I was struggling in history,

I'm normally the best

I let Cornwallis rub my feet

To give me all the answers to a test

TTroy

I caused the Greendale fire of '03

Fifty-five acres went up in a blaze,

All because I burned an ant hill

All together: This secret inside me,

Was trapped beyond a doubt

And now, my most terrible secret is out

Pierce

I never slept with the great Eartha Kitt

We dry humped inside of her tour bus

ATAll together

This secret inside me,

Was trapped beyond a doubt

Jeff

And now, my most terrible secret is out

S4 E9 Intro to Felt Surrogacy

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Shirley

Speaking of tomorrow, Troy and Britta, have you decided what you're gonna do for your one-year anniversary?

BTBritta & Troy

Of...?

Annie

Your first date?

Britta

Oh! Kidding.

TTroy

Yeah! That was a test and you failed.

Pierce

You guys are dating? Man. Somebody's sure is working her way around the table. [Looks at Britta]

S4 E11 Basic Human Anatomy

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