The housemaid is laying out coffee spoons with the dinner service! There's going to be hell to pay at Downton Abbey tonight!
S5 E9Chuck Versus the Kept Man
[in the basement, seeing paint on the back of Lester's shirt] What the...? [He turns around and feels and smells the wall] It's still wet.
Oh. Oh, yeah.
Remember when I was in Pine Ridge?
The...mental institution? Yeah.
It was so dreary, they'd actually put fake backdrops in the windows.
That's pretty cruel.
I always knew it was fake.
Um, where are we going with this, buddy?
[grabs a dumbbell] I guess what I'm trying to say is...it's not always easy to trick a mental patient. [He punches through the wall with the dumbbell and discovers the Castle, where Chuck, Sarah and Morgan are sitting] I knew it! We were right! Lester!
[Morgan quickly shoots a tranq dart into Jeff's neck, who falls to the ground unconscious.]
Jeffrey!
[Morgan shoots another dart at Lester's head. He falls as well.]
Oh, crap. I mean, we've got a problem.
Yeah, I'd call it that.
S5 E10Chuck Versus the Bo
Well, I love it. You know how I feel about bullets, which is to say – negatively. This is fantastic.
Where do I fit in? What am I? Chief Googler?
Well actually you'll be doing a lot of the same stuff you already do.
Yeah. I mean we're still gonna need fields ops to recover stolen systems and breaching companies' security to find their weak spots…
[Grunts] Hmmm...
Plus, wouldn't it be lovely not to get shot at?
Exactly. Aren't you sick of being shot at?
Or getting shot. I mean, you get shot a lot.
Not considering how much I get shot at.
[Agreeably] Hmm
[Agreeably] Hmm
[Everyone sips coffee.]:
Okay, think about Alex. Do you know how happy she will be knowing you're not out there doing scary stuff?
[Considers. Grunts] All right, I'll think about it. But one thing's for sure, if we go through with this, no more Buy More. We don't need a cover. Let's kick the creepy cousin out of the family.
[Pensively] Wow. No more Buy More.
[after Bo kisses him] Hello, Bo Derek's tongue. Wow.
[to Bo Derek] You're no longer a perfect 10.
Hey Chuck, how's it going with Bo? You had any sneak peeks of your childhood crush's boobies?
What? No. Shut up.
You really love it here, don't you?
Like a turkey loves Thanksgiving.
S5 E11Chuck Versus the Bullet Train
Anything different happen on missions?
Uhh, I started wearing tight slacks.
We have something better than a Buy More. We have a train full of Japanese people!
Exactly what did you do?
Sugared the gas tank. It's an oldie, but a goodie. Man, I haven't sugged a tank in days. Anyway, now that they are incapacitated in the mobile sense, we need a plan.
It should be keen and clever. Utilizing our unique talents.
Do we have any of those?
I think you are uniquely wasteful and destructive.
Let's build on that.
[about Jeff and Lester] I've worked with those guys for years. They may seem like botulism victims, but they're loyal. They can do it.
Lester, I'm gonna tell you something I never dreamed I'd tell you. Never dreamed I'd have to tell you. But the situation is extreme. This is Colonel John Casey of the National Security Agency.
That is so funny. There's a John Casey who works at Buy More.
That's me you idiot. I'm NSA. Sarah Walker, Chuck Bartowski, they're CIA.
They are so not.
They are "so" so, you colossal dope. Now I need you. My daughter needs you. And your country needs you.
Canada?
Patel, listen up. You do what I tell you, I'll make you a hero.
It's the call.
Go to my Crown Vic.
You're outgunned, outmanned, outside. And it's a lovely day. So throw down your gun and nobody gets hurt.
QSQuinn's henchman
You're the one who should be worried about getting hurt.
Ah. [point to Jeff]
Behold the flames of destiny. Ha, ha. [Jeff using flamethrower]
S5 E12Chuck Versus Sarah
Wow. It's all ending, huh?
What are you babbling about?
Just getting nostalgic, you know? Quinn's dead, Sarah's home safe, so we're done, man. No more missions.
No more gunplay.
Think about it, Casey. Five years. I went from pip-squeaky sidekick to this. And you, you were the most cold-blooded sniper in the whole world and now you're scrubbing our floors.
Well, if you would use a plate when you're eating taquitos, I wouldn't have to scrub the floors. would I? Do you really think I've changed?
I'm on board, obviously. I also want to say that I'm really glad we're having this third last mission, seeing as I wasn't a part of the other two.
This is real? You really love me?
With all of my heart.
I'm sorry I did my job too well. I have a mission to finish. And I need those glasses.
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