Anything different happen on missions?
Uhh, I started wearing tight slacks.
“Chuck Versus the Bullet Train” · Season 5, Episode 11
In this episode: Lester Patel (3), Chuck Bartowski (2), Jeff Barnes (2), John Casey (1), Morgan Grimes (1), Ellie Woodcomb (1)
We have something better than a Buy More. We have a train full of Japanese people!
Exactly what did you do?
Sugared the gas tank. It's an oldie, but a goodie. Man, I haven't sugged a tank in days. Anyway, now that they are incapacitated in the mobile sense, we need a plan.
It should be keen and clever. Utilizing our unique talents.
Do we have any of those?
I think you are uniquely wasteful and destructive.
Let's build on that.
[about Jeff and Lester] I've worked with those guys for years. They may seem like botulism victims, but they're loyal. They can do it.
Lester, I'm gonna tell you something I never dreamed I'd tell you. Never dreamed I'd have to tell you. But the situation is extreme. This is Colonel John Casey of the National Security Agency.
That is so funny. There's a John Casey who works at Buy More.
That's me you idiot. I'm NSA. Sarah Walker, Chuck Bartowski, they're CIA.
They are so not.
They are "so" so, you colossal dope. Now I need you. My daughter needs you. And your country needs you.
Canada?
Patel, listen up. You do what I tell you, I'll make you a hero.
It's the call.
Go to my Crown Vic.
You're outgunned, outmanned, outside. And it's a lovely day. So throw down your gun and nobody gets hurt.
QSQuinn's henchman
You're the one who should be worried about getting hurt.
Ah. [point to Jeff]
Behold the flames of destiny. Ha, ha. [Jeff using flamethrower]
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