If you ever go out alone again, just remember, I'm a trained assassin.
You wouldn't shoot me, would you?
S5 E6Chuck Versus the Curse
Honey, we have to form a plan.
Babe, deep breath. I have an idea.
Okay, I'm listening.
All right. We need to dive out of the car. We'll be fine. All we need is a sturdy combat roll.
Ah, I can't do it.
Of course you can. You have done way harder things. We need to just open the door, and roll out.
You don't understand, okay? I went to Agent Provocateur and got an outfit, and the panties were optional and I didn't opt to wear them.
Really?
Surprise.
Whoa.
S5 E7Chuck Versus the Santa Claus
I want customers to remember the true meaning of Christmas and get back to what you're supposed to be doing -- buying stuff.
I've been training for a while now.
Oh really? Can you compete with the Intersect 3.0? I can practically catch a bullet in my teeth, but you did some pushups? You hit the heavy bag? No intersect can help you this time, Chuck.
I wouldn't be too sure about that.
I'm a much bigger nerd than you thought I was.
Well it wouldn't be Christmas with the Bartowskis without a little bit of drama.
Thank you.
For defeating Daniel Shaw? For stopping the Omen virus? Or was it me getting us invited to rejoin the CIA.
For saving me.
Technically it was Morgan that saved you. Because of all the saving that was going on, I didn't have time to get you your gift in time for Christmas. However. [Takes out charm bracelet.] An oldie but a goodie. [Puts it on Sarah's wrist] I hope it will suffice for now.
S5 E8Chuck Versus the Baby
RRyker
You know why I requested to be your handler? Why I brought you to Budapest in the first place? Because your file screamed Loner. You had no family to speak of, never trusted anyone. I knew that you could kept a secret because you had no one to tell. And you still don't, do you? I bet no one knows that your here. Do they? And that's why you're gonna die today.
Um, going to prom and homecoming and soccer games and all those normal things you wanted for me. Will you make sure she gets them?
EEmma
Of course I will.
I'm not the kind of guy who says things like this. But whatever you thought you had to hide, going out on your own like that, I think it was a mistake. I think that you were wrong.
You're right. When Ryker captured me in Budapest, I kept thinking why am I doing it this way? Why do I feel like I have to do everything on my own. But it's the way my dad taught me, it's the way the CIA taught me, that you can only ever trust yourself. But the truth is, I trust you completely and I want to tell you everything.
You,know, I can't even begin to tell you how excited I am that I get to meet you.
EEmma
It means a lot to me too. More than you know. It's been so long since I've seen her. She was always a tough little thing, you know. But I worried about her. Growing up mostly with her father, she always kept to herself. I know I don't know you very well yet, but thank you for giving her all of this.
I like it here.
Me too.
You know, I really want the life that you imagined for us Chuck, but if we go back to the CIA it's just gonna be missions and secrets that we have no control over.
What are you saying?
I gave my life to the CIA for a really long time and I chose it over my family and my friends and that was the right thing for me to do at the time, but I'm different now. You know, things have changed. You've changed me. I don't wanna go back. I wanna turn down Beckman's offer.
Okay. Okay. We don't need that bonus and we don't need this house because all we need is each other. [Sarah gets up and walks to door frame] Sarah? Hey , hey, hey. What are you doing?
I am carving our names into the frame.
Honey, you know we don't own this home.
I know. But we will. One day. Might not be tomorrow or the next day and it might take us months or years of hard work but one day all this will be ours. And when it is, I would like to remember this moment. So, what do you say? You still in?
S5 E9Chuck Versus the Kept Man
Can't do it, Walker. Sometimes Gertrude, she doesn't listen to what I'm trying to tell her.
I can sympathize.
Thank you.
But you're putting on that bathing suit.
Like hell.
This is a dream mission, Casey, and I'm not gonna let you screw it up. Do you know how many skimpy outfits I have had to put on for this team? Did you hear me complain when I had to wear a catsuit or seven inch platform high heels or a belly dancer's outfit?
Belly dancer's outfit?
Okay, that was private. Just put on the banana hammock and stop whining.
You okay, Walker? You seem a little emotional these days?
Shut up.
Mind if I give you s little advice?
Use the word "care", I'm gonna take this glass, shove it down your throat, and punch you in the stomach so it shatters.
What did we talk about at the restaurant? What did we talk about? Are you using this? [Draws heart shape on Casey's chest] I think you owe it to our client! Listen to her signals, what is it she's really telling you?
You think I need to be more sensitive. Be more in tune with my girlfriend's emotions. You're one to talk.
What's that suppose to mean?
Means you've got your head so far up your new care manifesto, you haven't realized your own wife thinks she's pregnant, and is hiding it from you.
What? Are you crazy? There's no way...there's no way she could be pregnant. I would have to be the most clueless, insensitive, uncaring.....
Arr, Chuck!
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